Stardew Valley Heart Events

Seed Shop · Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sun

• Abigail: Farmer?
• Abigail: You scared me, sneaking into my room like that!
• Abigail: *sigh*... so I've been playing 'Journey of the Prairie King' for hours and I can't even beat the first level... This game is ridiculously hard! Well, either that or I'm just terrible at it.
• Abigail: Hey, do you want to try this level together with me? I think I might do better with your help.
• Abigail: Ugh, I give up... I'll never get past the first level. Oh well... thanks for trying.

Mountain · 12:00pm to 7:00pm · Spring, Summer, Fall · Rainy days

• Abigail: ...I came here to spend some time alone.
• Abigail: But I don't mind your company!
• Abigail: You're getting soaked... come stand under the tree.
• Abigail: It's impossible to describe this feeling... watching the curtains of rain whisper above a silent lake.
• Abigail: Hey! A mini-harp! You're full of surprises, Farmer. I'm impressed.

Town · 9:00pm to 12:00am · Sunny days

• Abigail: I guess you're wondering why I'm in the graveyard at this hour...
• Abigail: Well, I'm here because it's the best place in town to find some privacy.
• Abigail: And I'm all sweaty because I've been practicing my swordsmanship.
• Abigail: Hey! What... you think I'm too weak to swing a blade?
• Abigail: Sorry, I guess I'm getting a little defensive. You see, I want to explore the mountain caves... But I know it's too dangerous to go there unarmed.
• Pierre: Abigail?!
• Abigail: Dad?
• Pierre: I've been looking all over for you! Your mother wants you to come home and help with dinner!
• Pierre: What are you doing in the graveyard, anyway? This is no place for a young lady!
• Abigail: Mind your own business! You think I should be at home cooking dinner because I'm a girl, don't you?!
• Abigail: You're really stuck in the past, Dad...
• Abigail: Let's get out of here, Farmer.
• Abigail: Well, are you coming or not?
• Abigail: *sigh*... Can you believe my parents were ever young? They don't understand my perspective at all. I know, I know... they grew up in a different era, with different values. It still ticks me off sometimes, okay?
• Abigail: Well, thanks for hearing me out Farmer. Um, now could you help untangle my hair from this bush?
• Okay, my dad won't find us here...

Seed Shop · 8:00pm to 10:00pm

• Abigail: Hey! I was hoping you'd show up. I wanna show you something.
• Abigail: See this? It's called a spirit board. Have you ever used one?
• Abigail: Put your hands on the planchette with me...
• Abigail: Now the spirits will guide us toward a...
• Abigail: LOOK, it's moving!
• Abigail: The first letter is... 'I' ...
• Abigail: Next is... '<' ...
• Abigail: Wow, look at it go! It's spelling out... '%firstnameletter'... I < %firstnameletter...?
• Abigail: Oops, accidentally knocked over the board! Heh heh... It's just a silly game, it doesn't mean anything.
• Abigail: I, um, have something to do. You'll have to go... Sorry.

Mine · 5:00pm to 12:00am

• Abigail: You know I've been practicing my swordsmanship for a while... Well I decided today would be the day I venture into the caves...
• Abigail: ...but I got scared. I couldn't do it.
• Abigail: Farmer, I... I really like you... And not just as a friend. You know that, right?
• Abigail: I can't believe I'm actually saying this... But I can't keep it in anymore. I've felt this way for a long time.
• Abigail: You don't have to say anything right now. Let's just stay here for a while... I didn't know I felt this way about other girls... until I met you.

Haley House

Every one of these has to be met at once: Emily at 10 hearts, Penny at 10 hearts, Abigail at 10 hearts, Leah at 10 hearts, Maru at 10 hearts.

• Abigail: We were just gossiping about Mayor Lewis and Marnie...
• Penny: Personally, I don't think there's anything fishy going on between them...
• Haley: Hah! Were you born yesterday?
• For some reason, you decide to place your hand in your pocket...
• You touch the rabbit's foot, and feel a sense of relief...
• You spent a short while with the group.
• It was an uneventful gathering!

Haley House

Every one of these has to be met at once: Emily at 10 hearts, Penny at 10 hearts, Abigail at 10 hearts, Leah at 10 hearts, Maru at 10 hearts.

• Abigail: Never thought you'd find all your 'girlfriends' in one room, huh Farmer?
• Leah: I... I thought you were different than other men... You tricked all of us into thinking we loved you... You're horrible...
• Penny: How could you do this to us, Farmer?
• Maru: You think you're real smooth, don't you? Thought you'd sample the whole 'buffet', huh? What a sleeze...
• Emily: Th... That night in the tent... you whispered such sweet things to me in the dark... Now I have to face each day knowing it was all a lie.
• Haley: Well, us women stick together! And we're not going to put up with this! Well, we're not going to put up with your abuse any longer!
• Abigail: Well? What do you have to say for yourself?
• Abigail: Nice try, but that's not going to cut it...
• Haley: ...so we've come to a decision... isn't that right, girls?
• Penny: ...yes.
• Leah: Absolutely.
• Maru: We're all gonna give you the cold shoulder!

Backwoods · 6:10am to 5:00pm

• Abigail: *gasp*...!
• Abigail: Farmer...?
• Abigail: Farmer... are you okay?
• Abigail: It looks like you're just scraped up a little... you had me worried!
• Abigail: I... I've never taken a life before...
• Abigail: Yeah... I did what I had to do. I guess the world's a pretty tough place. It was either you or him, right?
• Abigail: ...Aren't they just trying to survive, like us? They may be our enemies, but I still think they deserve sympathy. Still... I did what had to be done.
• Abigail: Huh? That's pretty funny coming from someone who just got rescued... But... yeah... Sometimes reality forces us to do things we'd rather not... Guess I'm learning that the hard way.
• Abigail: Hey! I saved your life, didn't I? Maybe you should think about that instead of putting me on a guilt trip.
• Abigail: Look... You've gotta be more careful from now on. I don't want to lose you.
• Abigail: Let's put him to rest nearby... okay?

Beach · Spring, Summer, Fall · Sunny days

• Alex: Oh, hi.
• Alex: Um, it's Farmer, right?
• Alex: I'm just enjoying this great weather, Farmer.
• Alex: Hmm... Hey, go long!
• Alex: Heh... Nice try.
• Alex: I'm going to be the first professional gridball player from Stardew Valley... There's no doubt in my mind. I already led my school's team to the regional playoffs... Now I'm just training and getting stronger so I can claim my spot on the roster of the Zuzu City Tunnelers. You just wait!
• Alex: Thanks, Farmer. I'll remember that.

Town · 9:00am to 4:00pm

• Alex: That's a good boy, Dusty.
• Alex: You might be the only one around here who understands me. No one else has seen the kind of stuff you and I have.
• Alex: Farmer! Did you overhear me talking?
• Alex: I don't really like to talk about it, but I guess I'll explain...
• Alex: Have you ever wondered why I live with my grandparents? You see, my father wasn't a good guy... He... Well, he ruined everything for me and my mom. Half the time he was gone... The other half he'd drink all night and tell me I'm worthless, that I'd never amount to anything. I think he resented me for being young... Bitter because he'd wasted his youth doing nothing and had gotten nowhere in life.
• Alex: Well... that's my take on it, anyway. Who knows what was going on in his mind.
• Alex: One day he left, and soon after that Mom got sick and passed away. I had no choice but to move in with my grandparents.
• Alex: You seem like someone I can trust... That's why I'm telling you this, Farmer. I don't want any sympathy. If there's one good thing about my past, it's that it made me strong.
• Alex: Now... let me show you what Dusty will do for a barbecued steak.
• Alex: Ha! Look at him slobbering. I think he might like steak as much as I do.

Josh House

• Alex: *sigh*
• Alex: Oh, Hi Farmer.
• Alex: Look at all these books. I haven't read a single one. Just the thought of cracking one open makes me nervous. But you can't make a decent living in this world without a brain...
• Alex: Well, I'm not going to give up!
• Alex: If I work hard, I can do anything!
• Alex: Hey, maybe one day soon we'll have dinner and discuss ....phi-lo-so-phy. Isn't that what you smart people talk about?

Josh House

• Alex: Oh! Hey... I was just doing my daily strength training routine. ... sorry I have no shirt on.
• Alex: Uh... Farmer? I've been meaning to talk to you about something...
• Alex: I've started to realize that... well, that I've been really rude towards you in the past. You know, about going pro and all that.
• Alex: I guess I might not actually be cut out for professional sports... maybe it was just a childish dream... you know? Anyway... I want to apologize to you for bragging and being annoying about it. I appreciate that you stayed friends with me through all that.

Beach · Sunny days

• Alex: *sniff*...
• Alex: Oh... Farmer. You saw me crying.
• Alex: It was today, twelve years ago... that my Mom died.
• Alex: I still remember her well... she'd make salted radish sandwiches for lunch... and toss the gridball with me in the back yard. She took good care of me... and I was too young to really say 'thanks'. Now she's gone forever.
• Alex: This is the only keepsake I have left... her secret music box.
• Alex: Well, there's no sense sitting around sniveling... let's head back to town.
• Alex: Um... Farmer?
• Alex: Don't tell anyone I was crying. Okay?
• Alex: Hey!

Saloon · 7:00pm to 10:00pm

• Alex: Thanks, Gus. That was great.
• Alex: This is nice... I've never dined in here before.
• Alex: Um, anyway... I reserved this private room so we could talk...
• Emily: I've got a linguini with mushroom cream sauce for Mr. Farmer. I've got a kale and walnut salad for the lady. ...and a grilled steak for Alex. And a grilled steak for the gentleman.
• Alex: Thanks.
• Alex: So, what I wanted to say was...
• Alex: *gulp*
• Alex: Well... when we first met, I was instantly drawn to you. It was confusing... I'd never felt that way about anyone. When I first met you, I thought you were really cute. I kept telling myself 'You can't have these kinds of feelings for another guy'. Normally, when I have a crush on someone, the feeling goes away pretty quick...
• Alex: ...But my heart was telling me something else. ...But with you, it kept growing.
• Alex: ... I can't believe it took this long to say that to each other.
• Alex: Mmm... this steak is outstanding. Can you smell that fragrant sauce?

Saloon

Every one of these has to be met at once: Sebastian at 10 hearts, Sam at 10 hearts, Harvey at 10 hearts, Alex at 10 hearts, Elliott at 10 hearts.

• Harvey: You showed up just in time for the first ever Pelican Town 8-ball tournament!
• Elliott: Don't worry, I've never played before, either.
• Shane: It's easy, you just gotta put some mustard on the cue ball...
• For some reason, you decide to place your hand in your pocket...
• You touch the rabbit's foot, and feel a sense of relief...
• You played a round of pool with the boys.
• Sebastian won, of course... but it was still a lot of fun!

Saloon

Every one of these has to be met at once: Sebastian at 10 hearts, Sam at 10 hearts, Harvey at 10 hearts, Alex at 10 hearts, Elliott at 10 hearts.

• Sam: Never thought you'd find all your 'boyfriends' in one room, huh Farmer?
• Harvey: You tricked all of us into thinking we loved you... Farmer... I thought you wanted to get married and start a family with me... What did I do wrong?
• Shane: The last shred of hope I had left is completely destroyed... Thanks, Farmer. Are you happy now?
• Alex: Farmer? I thought... I thought we were 'one of a kind'... But you were just using me? What are you looking at *me* for? You think I'm gonna come to your rescue?
• Elliott: For once, I'm at a loss for words...
• Sam: Well, we're not going to put up with your abuse any longer! We all know the truth, now! And we're not going to tolerate this!
• Sebastian: Well? What do you have to say for yourself?
• Shane: Nice try, but that's not going to cut it...
• Sam: ...so we've come to a decision... isn't that right, fellas?
• Harvey: ...yes.
• Elliott: Absolutely.
• Sam: We're all giving you the cold shoulder!

Farm · 5:00am to 8:20am · Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat · Year 2+

• Alex: Hey, Farmer. Before you head out... I hate to ask this... but can I have 5,000g? It's for a secret project I'm working on... I know we have a joint bank account, but I thought I should ask anyway.
• Alex: Really? You won't spare a measly 5,000g to make me happy? I didn't know you were such a cheapskate...
• Alex: I just wanted to have a little fun...

Seed Shop

• Abigail: Stop telling me how to live my life!
• Caroline: Hey, cut it out! We're letting you live here free of charge until you finish school. It seems like you don't appreciate that at all!
• Abigail: Stop trying to make me feel guilty. I appreciate that you and Dad are helping me out, but expecting me to dress the way you want is ridiculous. I'm not a little girl anymore, Mom.
• Caroline: ...You're right. I'm sorry.
• Abigail: Is someone there?
• Abigail: I swear, this house is haunted.

Town · 10:00am to 4:00pm · Sunny days

Every one of these has to be met at once: Clint at 2 hearts, Emily at 2 hearts.

• Shane: Okay guys, do you remember your lines?
• Emily: Yes!
• Shane: Ready? Action!
• Emily: I thought we had something special... I guess I was wrong.
• Clint: I... I... Uh...
• Shane: Cut!
• Clint: I'm sorry!
• Clint: It's hard to remember my lines when her face is right in front of me like that...
• Shane: Oh, hey.
• Shane: Check out my new camera... Joja Co. is having a video advertisement competition. The prize is 10,000g.
• Shane: Hey! I want you to be in this shot... okay? Just walk by Clint and Emily in the background while they're talking... It'll give the scene a little more authenticity.
• Shane: Okay... Ready? Action!
• Emily: I thought we had something special... You said you wouldn't leave me for anything. I guess that was a lie.
• Clint: No! It's not like that... This is just something I have to do. It's very important to me.
• Clint: I've just got to try new 'Joja Bluu' cola. It's got three times the sorbitol for a thick, sweet blast. And it's cheaper than water!
• Emily: But... But... Isn't soda unhealthy? You promised me...
• Clint: Have no fear, my dear. The world-class science team at Joja Headquarters have determined that 'Joja Bluu' does not cause a significant erosion of the stomach lining. So you can drink it whenever you like, as much as you like. The real question is... 'When will YOU turn bluu?'... *glug* *glug*... Ahh...
• Shane: Cut!
• Shane: That was perfect.
• Shane: Thanks for the help.
• Emily: ...Clint?

Saloon · 7:00pm to 11:00pm · Mon

• Clint: Hello, Farmer... care to join me?
• Clint: Let me just go ahead and tell you what's on my mind. I have terrible luck with women, Farmer...*sigh* I'm a nice guy if you get to know me, I swear!
• Clint: The girls all seem to like you, Farmer... You're a girl, Farmer...
• Emily: Hi Clint, what can I get for you tonight?
• Clint: Yes!
• Clint: Er.. I mean, I'll have the Big n' Cheesy. With extra sauce, please. ...
• Emily: Hi Farmer.
• Clint: Er... *ahem* Th...Thanks, Emily. For... taking my order. Um, Emily? I was...*gulp*... I was wondering...
• Emily: Yes, Clint?
• Clint: ... never mind.
• Emily: Hi, Shane! Here's your beverage.
• Shane: Thanks, Emily! So... How's your shift coming along?
• Emily: It's fine! Thanks for asking, Shane! Do you have any new chicken stories for me?
• Clint: *sigh* I'm doomed...

Town · 9:00am to 6:30pm

• Clint: Farmer! ...You caught me.
• Clint: I was planning to ask Emily on a date. I was at her doorstep and everything... but then I heard her coming and I dove into this bush. Now I'm waiting until she's done talking with Caroline so I can sneak back into my house.
• Clint: What did you just say? You'll never upgrade your tools again if I don't ask her out?
• Clint: You're a villain, Farmer. *sigh* ...alright, I'll do it.
• Clint: I gotta remember that advice Farmer gave me in the saloon.
• Clint: Um... Emily?
• Emily: Sorry, Caroline. Could you excuse me for a minute?
• Emily: Yes, Clint?
• Clint: I was wondering if you'd go w... with... tomorrow, me... *gulp*
• Clint: I've got two tickets for the Grampleton Carnival tomorrow. W... Would you go with me?
• Emily: Sure, Clint! That sounds fun!
• Clint: Really? Okay! I'll pick you up at five.
• Emily: Okay! See you tomorrow!
• Clint: Did you see that?! I've got a date tomorrow night!
• Clint: Oh man...I'm so nervous.

Science House

• Robin: Demetrius, I didn't tell you to get tomatoes. I said to get fruit.
• Demetrius: I don't understand. Tomatoes are fruits!
• Robin: When a normal person says they want fruit, they NEVER mean tomatoes. It doesn't matter what the scientific classification is.
• Demetrius: Farmer! I'm glad you're here. You'll be able to put this argument to rest.
• Demetrius: I just want you to understand my point of view. It's hard for me to know exactly what assumptions I should make when you tell me something.
• Demetrius: But I'll try to get better at it.
• Demetrius: Thanks for your help, Farmer.

Sewer · Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Sat, Sun

• Dwarf: A Shadow Person, above ground? This is outrageous! Your people were responsible for the death of my entire family.
• Krobus: If you dwarves hadn't driven us from our ancestral home, we'd never have had to resort to violence! I'm sorry about your family.
• Dwarf: 'Sorry' isn't going to cut it.
• Dwarf: Let me at him! He's despicable.
• Krobus: Come and get it, shrimpy.
• Wizard: Silence! Both of you!
• Wizard: The Elemental Wars have long been finished. You have no reason to be fighting any longer. The two of you must make peace for the sake of the humans that live around you. Surely you can see that.
• Dwarf: Very well. I'll stay away from the sewer from now on.
• Krobus: ...And I'm truly sorry about the past, Dwarf. I have no personal gripe with you.
• Wizard: Very good. I shall cast a 'Seal of Promise' to finalize this agreement.

Elliott House

• Elliott: Farmer! Come in.
• Elliott: Welcome to my humble... well, shack.
• Elliott: This is my writing desk. It's where I spend most of my time.
• Elliott: For as long as I can remember, I've wanted to be a writer. Have I told you that? That's why I live out here by myself. I figured a lonely life by the sea would help me focus on my literary aspirations...
• Elliott: Everyone back home said I was nuts... that I could never make it as a writer. Can you believe it? They said 'For every successful author there's 1000 who fail miserably'. Such pessimism... it's sickening.
• Elliott: I can see it in your eyes... you believe in me, Farmer. You've got that spark. Now that's inspiring! That's what I'm looking for...
• Elliott: Well! Enough talk about me!
• Elliott: Hmm... you probably know a lot about plants, don't you?
• Elliott: Would you mind taking a look at this rose, here? I'm afraid it's not doing so well.

Saloon · 3:00pm to 10:00pm

• Gus: Hi. I'll take your order in a few moments.
• Elliott: Hello, Farmer! What a pleasant surprise! I was just stopping in to relax after an eight hour writing session.
• Elliott: Bartender! Two of your finest ales, please! Bartender! Fetch me your finest ale. And bring some wine for the lady!
• Gus: ...
• Gus: There you go, sir.
• Elliott: *Hic*... Strong stuff...

Elliott House

• Elliott: Ah... I thought someone was there.
• Elliott: Thank you. I'm not very good, but it's fun to play.

Archaeology House · 1:00pm to 7:00pm

• Elliott: Farmer, you made it! I feel so relieved to be done with my book... it's like an elephant's been lifted off my shoulders.
• Elliott: Well, I'd better get started with the reading... Wish me luck.
• Elliott: Good afternoon, everyone.
• Elliott: Ever since I was a young boy, I've dreamt of becoming a writer. When the time came for me to leave home and start my own life, I moved here. I was drawn to the peaceful beauty of the valley, and hoped that days of quiet reflection in this idyllic atmosphere would fan the literary flames.
• Elliott: After countless hours scribbling at my writing desk, I present to you my first novel: 'The Rise And Fall Of Planet Yazzo'... It's a sci-fi epic spanning thousands of years in an exotic planetary system.
• Elliott: Chapter One. Commander Yutkin stepped through the golden archway as the airlock snapped shut behind him. Today was his first day on Planet Yazzo, and all 14 of the alliance delegates had been summoned to the Grand Spire...
• Elliott: ...And as the 7th moon descended beneath the horizon, the planet of Yazzo would begin its sinister transformation... an event for which Commander Yutkin was completely unprepared.
• Elliott: Well, that concludes my reading. I'll be selling signed copies of the book by the front desk. Thanks for listening!
• Elliott: Well, how was it?
• Elliott: Thanks. You know, I got the idea for making a sci-fi book from you. Do you remember? That's why I've dedicated this book to you...

Beach · 7:00am to 1:00pm · Sunny days

• Elliott: Hey.
• Elliott: Look... I fixed up that old rowboat that's been sitting by my house. Pretty nice, huh?
• Elliott: Farmer... Would you do me the honor of joining me for her maiden voyage?
• Elliott: So my book's been out for a while now... It's not a best-seller or anything, but it's been getting some good reviews from the critics. And I really couldn't have finished it without your moral support.
• Elliott: Actually, that's not true at all. I would've finished it either way. But I am grateful that you believed in me... in my vision. And, well...
• Elliott: Um... Farmer? How do I say this...
• Elliott: Well, we've been friends for a while now... But I'm... I'm not sure if I feel that way about you anymore.
• Elliott: No! I'm not saying I want to cut all ties with you! In fact... quite the opposite.
• Elliott: ...Let's see, how do I put this...? For once, I'm at a loss for words...
• Elliott: We'd better head back before the southern wind picks up. Uh oh... The vibration from your body has caught the attention of a Crimsonfish... We'd better get out of here.
• Elliott: Look at the valley from here... it finally looks like 'Home'.
• Elliott: *sigh*... What a day...

Saloon

Every one of these has to be met at once: Sebastian at 10 hearts, Sam at 10 hearts, Harvey at 10 hearts, Alex at 10 hearts, Elliott at 10 hearts.

• Harvey: You showed up just in time for the first ever Pelican Town 8-ball tournament!
• Elliott: Don't worry, I've never played before, either.
• Shane: It's easy, you just gotta put some mustard on the cue ball...
• For some reason, you decide to place your hand in your pocket...
• You touch the rabbit's foot, and feel a sense of relief...
• You played a round of pool with the boys.
• Sebastian won, of course... but it was still a lot of fun!

Saloon

Every one of these has to be met at once: Sebastian at 10 hearts, Sam at 10 hearts, Harvey at 10 hearts, Alex at 10 hearts, Elliott at 10 hearts.

• Sam: Never thought you'd find all your 'boyfriends' in one room, huh Farmer?
• Harvey: You tricked all of us into thinking we loved you... Farmer... I thought you wanted to get married and start a family with me... What did I do wrong?
• Shane: The last shred of hope I had left is completely destroyed... Thanks, Farmer. Are you happy now?
• Alex: Farmer? I thought... I thought we were 'one of a kind'... But you were just using me? What are you looking at *me* for? You think I'm gonna come to your rescue?
• Elliott: For once, I'm at a loss for words...
• Sam: Well, we're not going to put up with your abuse any longer! We all know the truth, now! And we're not going to tolerate this!
• Sebastian: Well? What do you have to say for yourself?
• Shane: Nice try, but that's not going to cut it...
• Sam: ...so we've come to a decision... isn't that right, fellas?
• Harvey: ...yes.
• Elliott: Absolutely.
• Sam: We're all giving you the cold shoulder!

Farm · 5:00am to 3:00pm

• Elliott: Farmer! I've just received the most exciting news!
• Elliott: It's very short notice... but I've been invited to do a reading tour for my book, '%book'!
• Elliott: ...I'll be out of town for a week. Will you be okay?
• Elliott: I'll miss you very much, my dear. And I'll write to you every day, of course!
• Elliott: Hah... good one. Now, don't get too excited... I'll be sure to write to you every day. I'll miss you!
• Elliott: But, my dear... This is a rare opportunity for me. I must go! Please don't make me feel guilty about this. I'll write to you every day, and I'll be back before you know it.
• Elliott: I leave early tomorrow morning... I need to pack!

Haley House

• Emily: Why are you here?
• Emily: ... That reminded me of something. Even the tiniest, blandest, simplest light holds a wonderful secret.
• Emily: Nowwwwww I know why you're here. It's a sign. Hahaha!
• Emily: Farmer... There's something special about Farmer... Our destinies will intersect...

Town · 10:00am to 4:00pm · Sunny days

Every one of these has to be met at once: Clint at 2 hearts, Emily at 2 hearts.

• Shane: Okay guys, do you remember your lines?
• Emily: Yes!
• Shane: Ready? Action!
• Emily: I thought we had something special... I guess I was wrong.
• Clint: I... I... Uh...
• Shane: Cut!
• Clint: I'm sorry!
• Clint: It's hard to remember my lines when her face is right in front of me like that...
• Shane: Oh, hey.
• Shane: Check out my new camera... Joja Co. is having a video advertisement competition. The prize is 10,000g.
• Shane: Hey! I want you to be in this shot... okay? Just walk by Clint and Emily in the background while they're talking... It'll give the scene a little more authenticity.
• Shane: Okay... Ready? Action!
• Emily: I thought we had something special... You said you wouldn't leave me for anything. I guess that was a lie.
• Clint: No! It's not like that... This is just something I have to do. It's very important to me.
• Clint: I've just got to try new 'Joja Bluu' cola. It's got three times the sorbitol for a thick, sweet blast. And it's cheaper than water!
• Emily: But... But... Isn't soda unhealthy? You promised me...
• Clint: Have no fear, my dear. The world-class science team at Joja Headquarters have determined that 'Joja Bluu' does not cause a significant erosion of the stomach lining. So you can drink it whenever you like, as much as you like. The real question is... 'When will YOU turn bluu?'... *glug* *glug*... Ahh...
• Shane: Cut!
• Shane: That was perfect.
• Shane: Thanks for the help.
• Emily: ...Clint?

Town · 6:00am to 5:00pm · Spring, Summer, Fall · Sunny days

• Emily: Ah... Another beautiful day in Pelican Town.
• Emily: Oh no! You poor thing!
• Emily: Your wing's broken.
• Emily: Oh, you're a bit different than the others, aren't you? Just like me...
• Emily: Don't worry. I'll nurse you back to health, little one. Everything will be alright.
• Emily took the injured parrot into her home and bandaged the wing.
• He's all set up in her room. But as a token of respect, she didn't give the bird a name.

Haley House

• Emily: Come in, Farmer! I want to show you something.
• Emily: It's my secret hobby... I've been practicing for months. Now, sit back, relax, and allow yourself to be carried away to a better place... okay?
• Emily: Phew... that was quite a workout...
• Emily: I haven't been this sweaty since I ordered the pepper platter at Abigail's graduation fiesta!
• Emily: ...Well, I'd better take a shower. Thanks for watching.

Haley House

Every one of these has to be met at once: Emily at 10 hearts, Penny at 10 hearts, Abigail at 10 hearts, Leah at 10 hearts, Maru at 10 hearts.

• Abigail: We were just gossiping about Mayor Lewis and Marnie...
• Penny: Personally, I don't think there's anything fishy going on between them...
• Haley: Hah! Were you born yesterday?
• For some reason, you decide to place your hand in your pocket...
• You touch the rabbit's foot, and feel a sense of relief...
• You spent a short while with the group.
• It was an uneventful gathering!

Haley House

Every one of these has to be met at once: Emily at 10 hearts, Penny at 10 hearts, Abigail at 10 hearts, Leah at 10 hearts, Maru at 10 hearts.

• Abigail: Never thought you'd find all your 'girlfriends' in one room, huh Farmer?
• Leah: I... I thought you were different than other men... You tricked all of us into thinking we loved you... You're horrible...
• Penny: How could you do this to us, Farmer?
• Maru: You think you're real smooth, don't you? Thought you'd sample the whole 'buffet', huh? What a sleeze...
• Emily: Th... That night in the tent... you whispered such sweet things to me in the dark... Now I have to face each day knowing it was all a lie.
• Haley: Well, us women stick together! And we're not going to put up with this! Well, we're not going to put up with your abuse any longer!
• Abigail: Well? What do you have to say for yourself?
• Abigail: Nice try, but that's not going to cut it...
• Haley: ...so we've come to a decision... isn't that right, girls?
• Penny: ...yes.
• Leah: Absolutely.
• Maru: We're all gonna give you the cold shoulder!

Farm · 5:00am to 8:20am

• Emily: Hey, honey... before you get to work today, do you have a moment? I've been working on something special for you... but I need a little help finishing it.
• Emily: It's a secret, so I can't tell you what it is... but could you bring me 200 pieces of fiber?
• Emily: That's all I need! Just bring the 200 fiber by when you have a chance... no rush!

Farm House · 8:00pm to 12:00am

• Emily: Welcome home, Farmer. I hope you had a nice day.
• Emily: So... I finished that secret project I was working on.
• Emily: It's a brand new hand-made outfit for you!
• Emily: I've always loved sewing and making crafts... So I thought it'd be nice to make you something by hand. I had a lot of fun! I hope it fits right... and that the fiber isn't too itchy. There's boots, a hat, a shirt, and pants! It's a complete outfit.
• Emily: Now, when you wear those clothes, you'll think of me... and you'll know I'm here waiting for you to come home safe... okay?
• Received Emily's Magic Hat, Emily's Magic Boots, Emily's Magic Shirt, and a matching set of pants!

Josh House

• Evelyn: Oh! Farmer! You're wondering what that good smell is? Why, that's nice of you to say! I'm actually baking my famous cookies!
• Evelyn: Here, why don't you try one?
• Evelyn: I think I've come to know you well enough to give you my recipe. Just make sure to keep it a secret.
• Learned how to make 'Cookies'

Josh House

• George: Nnnnggghh....I just can't reach it! If only I could get up from this infernal chair...
• George: Thanks, young man. Thanks, miss.
• George: *sigh*...It happened 30 years ago. I was working in the coal mines. We were near the end of our shift, but there was one last seam that needed to be broken up. I went in there aiming to set off a stick of dynamite, but my foot slipped into a crack and I dropped it. The dynamite exploded on impact.
• George: The next thing I remember, I was laying in the hospital... and they told me I'd never walk again.
• George: So there you have it. You probably figured I was just too old to walk. Well I'll have you know that I'd be spryer than a spring chicken if I hadn't been in that accident!
• George: ...
• George: You've been very nice to me, young man. I appreciate that. You've been really nice to me, miss. I appreciate it. When you're old, you start to forget that anyone cares about you.

Saloon

Every one of these has to be met at once: Pam at 2 hearts.

• Gus: Oh, hello there, buddy. Hi, Farmer.
• Gus: *sigh*... I'm just looking over last month's earnings... and it's not looking very good, Farmer. The worst thing... and I hate to say this because she's my friend... is Pam! She hasn't paid off her tab in weeks! ...But I can't ask her to do it. I know she'll get defensive, and I don't want to hurt her feelings.
• Gus: Farmer, you gotta help me!
• Pam: Hiya! Gus... I'm awful thirsty, if you catch my drift.
• Gus: Er... Well, okay Pam.
• Pam: .... *sigh* ...Well, I guess I'd better pay off that tab, then.
• Gus: Thanks, Pam!
• Gus: And thank you, Farmer.
• Gus: Now, let's get you that drink, Pam.

Farm · 6:00am to 11:30am · Sunny days

• Gus: Good morning!
• Gus: Ah... what a beautiful day, huh?
• Gus: You know, as the Saloon owner, I hear about everything that's going on in town. I remember when you first moved here... everyone was a bit unsure of what to expect. A stranger from the city... an unknown personality...
• Gus: Sorry, I have to stir this pot every 5 minutes.
• Gus: Anyway, what was I saying? Oh yeah... you know, it's like when you're making a sauce...
• Gus: ...If you put in a new spice you could ruin everything!
• Gus: ...But then again, there's always a chance you'll create something new and delicious! Right? Hahahaha.
• Gus: Er... What I'm trying to say is... It's been great having you in town, and I've come to think of you as one of my good friends!
• Gus: Anyway, I came to give you something... I was cleaning out the back room and I found this old Mini-Jukebox. I want you to have it!
• Gus: It's actually an old Do-It-Yourself project of mine, from many years ago. They're pretty easy to make! So, just in case you wanted to make more, I brought the blueprints for you...
• Gus: Well, I'm gonna head home. I gotta get this marinara back on the stove! Have a good one!
• Received a 'Mini-Jukebox'
• Learned how to craft a 'Mini-Jukebox'

Haley House

• Haley: Urgghh! I always clean under the cushions! It's YOUR turn this week!
• Emily: You're being childish, Haley. I do the vast majority of work in this house, and you know it.
• Haley: Oh, it's that new farm boy.
• Emily: He has a name, you know.
• Haley: Hey, I bet you'll understand my point of view here.
• Emily: *sigh*... I'm really sorry to involve you in this, Farmer. Haley is complaining because I asked her to clean under the cushions.
• Haley: Alright, you win. I guess this can be my job every week. Then there won't be any reason to argue over it.
• Emily: Thanks, Farmer. That was a great solution.

Haley House

• Haley: Nnnnnghhh... I just can't get this jar open! ...
• Haley: Oh! It's you...Farmer, right?
• Haley: Hey, you did it! You're stronger than you look!
• Haley: Thanks!

Beach · 10:00am to 4:00pm · Spring, Summer, Fall

• Haley: Farmer! Come here, quick!
• Haley: My bracelet is gone! I know I had it on when I got here... But now it's gone and I can't find it anywhere...
• Haley: Sorry, Great-Grandma. I lost your precious bracelet. Please forgive me.
• Haley: Is that...?
• Haley: You found it!
• Haley: Thank you so much, Farmer. You're a lifesaver.
• Haley: I won't forget what you did for me here.
• Could she have dropped it nearby?

Forest · 10:00am to 4:00pm · Spring, Summer, Fall · Sunny days

• Haley: Oh! Farmer.
• Haley: The lighting is so nice right now... I had to come out and take some nature shots.
• Haley: I've been trying to connect with the outdoors a little more... I wanna know what it's like, being a farmer. It's a way of life I've never really thought about. Well, until now...
• Haley: Heh, these cows are so cute...
• Haley: Hey, I have an idea!
• Haley: Let's take some pictures with these cows! You can show me how to approach one. I'll just set it to shoot on a timer.
• Haley: ...geh...
• Haley: *giggle* That was fun, Farmer! ...And these photos are hilarious!
• Haley: I'm gonna go home and take a shower now...

Haley House

• Haley: Come in! Just make sure to close the door quickly behind you!
• Haley: Farmer, you're here!
• Haley: Welcome to my brand new dark room!
• Haley: Um... so, anyway... what do you want to do?
• Haley: Oh, Farmer... I've been waiting so long for you to do that.
• Haley: One moment...

Haley House

Every one of these has to be met at once: Emily at 10 hearts, Penny at 10 hearts, Abigail at 10 hearts, Leah at 10 hearts, Maru at 10 hearts.

• Abigail: We were just gossiping about Mayor Lewis and Marnie...
• Penny: Personally, I don't think there's anything fishy going on between them...
• Haley: Hah! Were you born yesterday?
• For some reason, you decide to place your hand in your pocket...
• You touch the rabbit's foot, and feel a sense of relief...
• You spent a short while with the group.
• It was an uneventful gathering!

Haley House

Every one of these has to be met at once: Emily at 10 hearts, Penny at 10 hearts, Abigail at 10 hearts, Leah at 10 hearts, Maru at 10 hearts.

• Abigail: Never thought you'd find all your 'girlfriends' in one room, huh Farmer?
• Leah: I... I thought you were different than other men... You tricked all of us into thinking we loved you... You're horrible...
• Penny: How could you do this to us, Farmer?
• Maru: You think you're real smooth, don't you? Thought you'd sample the whole 'buffet', huh? What a sleeze...
• Emily: Th... That night in the tent... you whispered such sweet things to me in the dark... Now I have to face each day knowing it was all a lie.
• Haley: Well, us women stick together! And we're not going to put up with this! Well, we're not going to put up with your abuse any longer!
• Abigail: Well? What do you have to say for yourself?
• Abigail: Nice try, but that's not going to cut it...
• Haley: ...so we've come to a decision... isn't that right, girls?
• Penny: ...yes.
• Leah: Absolutely.
• Maru: We're all gonna give you the cold shoulder!

Town · 8:00am to 3:00pm · Sunny days

• Jas: Ms. Penny? The cover fell off my math book...
• Penny: Let me see...
• Penny: Oh no... Your books are falling apart... They're just too old.
• Penny: ...But new books are expensive, so we'll just have to make do with what we have...
• Vincent: Does this mean I don't have to do my homework?

Josh House

• Harvey: Okay, George. I want you take a deep breath for me.
• Harvey: Mmhmm... turn around, please.
• Harvey: George, I'll be honest with you. You need to make some changes in your lifestyle if you want to stay healthy. I'd like you to reduce your sodium intake, and try to get some moderate exercise with your arms.
• George: Hmmph... I know what's best for me. Who do you think you are, telling me how to live my life?
• Harvey: I'm your doctor, George. That's who I am... And I went to school for 8 years so I could learn how to help people stay healthy.
• Harvey: Oh! I'm sorry, but you shouldn't be here... these check-ups are supposed to be private.
• George: Not so fast! I'd like to get a second opinion from this young man. Not so fast! I'd like to get a second opinion from this young lady.
• Harvey: Very well...
• George: Fine. I'll do what you say, doctor.
• Harvey: 84 Thanks for your help, Farmer. I appreciate it. It's better not to give my patients mixed messages, Farmer. Please remember that in the future.

Hospital

• Harvey: Ah, Farmer! I was just about to write you a letter.
• Harvey: You see, my records indicate that you're due for your annual checkup!
• Harvey: Now, now... There's no need to worry. It'll be quick and painless. Please follow me.
• Harvey: Hmm... Okay. Hold still, please.
• Harvey: Say 'ahhh...'
• Harvey: Okay, you can stop.
• Harvey: I just need to check your vitals.
• Harvey: Well, then! You seem very healthy, Farmer. Just make sure not to overwork yourself on that farm!
• Harvey: Thanks for stopping in.

Seed Shop · 11:00am to 3:00pm

• Caroline: Alright! That concludes our aerobics class! Are you breaking a sweat?
• Harvey: *pant*...*pant*...Yes.
• Harvey: Farmer! You were watching me? ...How embarrassing... I didn't want anyone to know. Least of all you.
• Harvey: I'm just trying to stay healthy. As you get older, it requires more effort. I'm not in very good shape, though... I can hardly keep up with them.

Hospital

• Harvey: Hello? Hello? Is anyone out there?
• Harvey: This is Dr. H at... 52 North 43.5 East... Seeking aerial response...Anyone out there?
• Harvey: Someone's there!? Er... I mean!... Standard ground report: Wind at 3 Clicks, 36 Degrees North of West. Ground Temperature at 42 Kraggs. Humidity 53%. Dr. H out!
• Harvey: Yikes, my pulse is soaring...
• Harvey: Farmer!
• Harvey: Ah, well... You see, I was just on my radio here... and I made contact with a real pilot!
• Harvey: As a matter of fact, we can probably see him flying overhead right now!
• Harvey: Quick, get over here!
• Harvey: Look!
• Harvey: As a kid, my dream was always to be a pilot.
• Harvey: ...But with my bad eyesight and a crippling fear of heights, that dream started to fade away.
• Harvey: It's okay... don't be sad. I've grown to accept my station in life. Not everyone can achieve their dreams... that's just the way the world is.
• Harvey: Hey, let me show you my model airplanes. I just finished the new TR-Starbird deluxe set.
• Copy.. Dr. H on the ground... this is Blackbird Fiver Fiver Zuzu. Anything to report?

Railroad · 9:00am to 5:00pm

• Harvey: There you are... just in time!
• Harvey: Look, here it comes!
• Harvey: I saw an ad in the paper for these balloon rides and I knew I had to surprise you with one.
• Harvey: Okay... you first.
• Harvey: We... We're up so high... *gulp*
• Harvey: I wanted to impress you with this... but look at me. I'm a trembling coward.
• Harvey: Well, you've got more than enough courage to make up for me, Farmer... that's... that's part of why I like you.
• Harvey: Okay, I'm going to open my eyes and look down... don't let go of my hand.
• Harvey: I... I think I can do it now.
• Harvey: Hey, this is incredible! I think I can see Mayor Lewis standing in the town square!
• Harvey: Oh dear... our time's almost up.
• Harvey: Um... Farmer? We've known each other for a while now and... I... er...
• Harvey: ...
• Harvey: Whoops... Our time was up half an hour ago. We'd better touch down.
• Marcello's Balloon Rentals at your service!
• Marcello: It's all yours for two hours.
• Marcello: Now... I was told there's a saloon somewhere around here?

Saloon

Every one of these has to be met at once: Sebastian at 10 hearts, Sam at 10 hearts, Harvey at 10 hearts, Alex at 10 hearts, Elliott at 10 hearts.

• Harvey: You showed up just in time for the first ever Pelican Town 8-ball tournament!
• Elliott: Don't worry, I've never played before, either.
• Shane: It's easy, you just gotta put some mustard on the cue ball...
• For some reason, you decide to place your hand in your pocket...
• You touch the rabbit's foot, and feel a sense of relief...
• You played a round of pool with the boys.
• Sebastian won, of course... but it was still a lot of fun!

Saloon

Every one of these has to be met at once: Sebastian at 10 hearts, Sam at 10 hearts, Harvey at 10 hearts, Alex at 10 hearts, Elliott at 10 hearts.

• Sam: Never thought you'd find all your 'boyfriends' in one room, huh Farmer?
• Harvey: You tricked all of us into thinking we loved you... Farmer... I thought you wanted to get married and start a family with me... What did I do wrong?
• Shane: The last shred of hope I had left is completely destroyed... Thanks, Farmer. Are you happy now?
• Alex: Farmer? I thought... I thought we were 'one of a kind'... But you were just using me? What are you looking at *me* for? You think I'm gonna come to your rescue?
• Elliott: For once, I'm at a loss for words...
• Sam: Well, we're not going to put up with your abuse any longer! We all know the truth, now! And we're not going to tolerate this!
• Sebastian: Well? What do you have to say for yourself?
• Shane: Nice try, but that's not going to cut it...
• Sam: ...so we've come to a decision... isn't that right, fellas?
• Harvey: ...yes.
• Elliott: Absolutely.
• Sam: We're all giving you the cold shoulder!

Farm House · 8:00pm to 12:00am

• Harvey: Ah... You're right on time, Farmer! Let me just set the table...
• Harvey: You've been working so hard on the farm... I wanted to make you a special dinner.
• Harvey: It's my very own 'angel hair pasta primavera'... with clams!
• Harvey: Heavenly, huh? That must be the 'angel hair'! I'm glad you like it! You deserve the best.
• Harvey: Oh yes, I forgot to mention... it's 'whole wheat' pasta. And it's brimming with fresh vegetables. It's important that you eat healthy food! I want you to live forever...
• Harvey: Oh... I see. I knew I needed to add more salt. Well, at least you'll be well hydrated.
• Harvey: Oh... I thought I gave myself the burnt one. Um, I lost track of one the pans and it caught fire... Sorry, dear.
• Harvey: Uhhh...! Heh. I guess a piece of my moustache may have fallen into the pasta... Well! Extra fiber, right? Heh... (sorry honey)
• Harvey: Oh! Eh... Must've been the truffle oil I drizzled on top... You meant delicious, edible fungus... right honey? Of course... Heh.
• Harvey: So, tell me about your day...
• Harvey: Yes, I can still see the dirt in your hair! I really appreciate all the hard work you do, honey.
• Harvey: That sounds dangerous... are you sure that's safe? I don't want to see you on the operating table anytime soon... Although I have to say, I like how courageous you are...
• Harvey: A peaceful day by the water, huh? That sounds very relaxing. I'm glad you're having fun out there!
• Harvey: Ah, that's good. Having an active social life is healthy for the brain. But remember, I'm always here for you if you need someone to talk to!
• Harvey: That makes sense. There's lots to do in this valley! ...And I know how hard you work. Just remember to take breaks! When you're so busy, it's easy to get burnt out from exhaustion.
• Harvey: Ah... I have that problem, too. The boundary between days can blur together... it's hard to keep track of everything!
• Harvey: Took the day off, huh? I'm glad to hear it. Well, with a day off and a hearty dinner you'll be fully re-charged for tomorrow.
• Harvey: Whew... I'm stuffed! That was great...
• Harvey: I'll take care of the dishes...
• Harvey: Don't feel bad... I like to do nice things for you! It makes me happy.
• Harvey: I know I say this a lot, but... marrying you was the best thing that ever happened to me!

Forest · 6:00am to 5:00pm · Spring · Sunny days

Every one of these has to be met at once: Jas at 8 hearts.

• Vincent: Hiya, mister Farmer! Hiya, miss Farmer!
• Vincent: Sp..spwing onion. Mom sends me out to pick these sometimes...
• Jas: They're too spicy for me!
• Vincent: You're really nice for a grown-up... so I'm going to show you a secret.
• Vincent: When you see it like this, it looks good, right?
• Vincent: But if you peel it a little bit...
• Vincent: ...It's full of bugs!
• Vincent: Cool, huh?
• Jas: Um... What do you do with the bugs, Vincent?
• Vincent: Usually I just squash 'em!
• Jas: That's horrible! No, no, no, no, no...
• Jas: Mr. Farmer? Please... put the bugs back in the grass so they can live in peace. Miss Farmer? Please... put the bugs back in the grass so they can live in peace.
• You learned how to clean the spring onion... without harming any bugs.
• Spring onions are now worth 5x the gold!

Farm · 6:00am to 9:30am · Mon

• Jodi: *puff* ...hi Farmer! *pant* Whew... that was quite a workout, walking all the way up here.
• Jodi: Anyway... I came by to ask if you wanted to have dinner with us tonight! You don't have to... but if you decide to come, could you please bring a largemouth bass with you? ...that's right. One of those big, slimy fish from the lake. I need one for the casserole I'm making. Okay, well... it'll be at our house at around 7:00 PM tonight... don't forget the largemouth bass! Bye.

Sam House

• Jodi: Hi, Farmer! I'm just making some popcorn.
• Kent: AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
• Kent: That sound...
• Kent: You should've known that sound would remind me of the war!
• Kent: ...I lost a lot of good friends in those bloody trenches.
• Jodi: But, dear... popcorn was always your favorite before you left.
• Kent: ...Things have changed.
• Jodi: *whisper* Farmer... can you say something to him?
• Kent: ... I'm sorry, honey. You couldn't have known the sound of popcorn would make me upset.
• Jodi: It's okay, dear. The last thing I want to do is make you upset. I'll do my best to keep your spirits up from now on.

Beach · 8:00pm to 1:00am · Sunny days

No spoken dialogue in this scene.

Leah House

• Leah: Oh, hi Farmer! Come in, come in.
• Leah: I'm just working on this sculpture here.
• Leah: Come here. Watch this.
• Leah: See that? I'm revealing the essence of the wood.
• Leah: I first visited this valley as a little girl, while on vacation with my parents. I knew I had to come back some day... This place has great artistic potential!
• Leah: Although, I have to admit... It's not easy to pay the bills as an artist.
• Leah: Hmmm... interesting. I guess that could set the wheels in motion to making Pelican Town a true art destination...
• Leah: But what if no one likes my sculptures? I'd be crushed.
• Leah: ...I'll have to think about it.
• Leah: Well, thanks for stopping by, Farmer.

Leah House

• Leah: Kel...How many times do I have to tell you? I don't want to come back to the city! Stop calling me... I don't want to hear from you anymore! *click*
• Leah: Farmer...
• Leah: So I guess you heard me yelling on the phone?
• Leah: That was my ex...
• Leah: I guess I'd better tell you a little about it...
• Leah: We had an apartment together, back in the city. I did odd jobs during the day and spent all night working on art projects... we barely made enough to scrape by. He was always nagging me to go back to school and study business or medicine... something with a lot of money in it. I guess the idea was to save up for a normal life. You know... a house in the suburbs, kids, PTA meetings... that sort of thing.
• Leah: I wasn't ready for that kind of life, Farmer... I had to leave. So I came here to pursue my dream of being an artist.
• Leah: Well, thanks for listening to me. It's good to have a friend.

Farm · 6:00am to 11:30am · Sunny days

• Leah: Hi, Farmer. Beautiful day, isn't it?
• Leah: I brought you a gift. It's a sculpture I've been working on, just for you.
• Leah: It's called... 'How I Feel About Farmer'. I hope you like it.

Forest · Spring, Summer, Fall

• Leah: Oh! Farmer! You scared me.
• Leah: See that fruit up there? It looks delicious, doesn't it? But I can't reach it.
• Leah: Aghh! Hehe...Thanks.
• Leah: Okay... got it!
• Leah: You're stronger than you look!
• Leah: Here, try a piece...
• Leah: You know, I just realized something. Even if my art career is a flop, I'll always have a friend to catch me on the way down.

Farm · 6:00am to 8:00am · Spring, Summer, Fall

• Leah: Hi Farmer! Are you free this afternoon? I finally got my act together and I'm doing my art show tonight in the town square! Come into town between 3:00 and 5:00 pm if you want to be there!

Leah House

• Leah: Hey! Come check this out.
• Leah: I bought a laptop and set up an online art shop... like you suggested.
• Leah: Did you hear that? That means someone just bought something from the store!
• Leah: Hmm... There's this 'Mr. K' that keeps buying all my sculptures. I guess it must be some rich guy who loves my stuff.
• Leah: Wow! I'm not going to have to worry about my electricity bill for a while after that sale...
• Leah: Anyway... Thanks for giving me this idea, Farmer. So far, it's been really successful! This is really going to give me the funding I need to keep working on art full-time.
• Leah: Now, sorry to ignore you... but I really need to tweak these CSS sheets...

Haley House

Every one of these has to be met at once: Emily at 10 hearts, Penny at 10 hearts, Abigail at 10 hearts, Leah at 10 hearts, Maru at 10 hearts.

• Abigail: We were just gossiping about Mayor Lewis and Marnie...
• Penny: Personally, I don't think there's anything fishy going on between them...
• Haley: Hah! Were you born yesterday?
• For some reason, you decide to place your hand in your pocket...
• You touch the rabbit's foot, and feel a sense of relief...
• You spent a short while with the group.
• It was an uneventful gathering!

Haley House

Every one of these has to be met at once: Emily at 10 hearts, Penny at 10 hearts, Abigail at 10 hearts, Leah at 10 hearts, Maru at 10 hearts.

• Abigail: Never thought you'd find all your 'girlfriends' in one room, huh Farmer?
• Leah: I... I thought you were different than other men... You tricked all of us into thinking we loved you... You're horrible...
• Penny: How could you do this to us, Farmer?
• Maru: You think you're real smooth, don't you? Thought you'd sample the whole 'buffet', huh? What a sleeze...
• Emily: Th... That night in the tent... you whispered such sweet things to me in the dark... Now I have to face each day knowing it was all a lie.
• Haley: Well, us women stick together! And we're not going to put up with this! Well, we're not going to put up with your abuse any longer!
• Abigail: Well? What do you have to say for yourself?
• Abigail: Nice try, but that's not going to cut it...
• Haley: ...so we've come to a decision... isn't that right, girls?
• Penny: ...yes.
• Leah: Absolutely.
• Maru: We're all gonna give you the cold shoulder!

Forest · 11:00am to 4:00pm · Spring, Summer, Fall · Sunny days

• Leah: Hi Farmer. I knew you'd be passing through here today. ...So I put together a surprise...
• Leah: It's a little picnic for us!
• Leah: This is a vegetable medley, with my 'special' spice blend.
• Leah: ...and this is a fresh salad, made from greens that I foraged right here in the forest!
• Leah: Farmer, um...
• Leah: I just want to say thank you... for helping me get one step closer to becoming a real artist.
• Leah: Kel?? What the heck are you doing here?
• Leah: Yuck, don't call me that! You never supported my art before... now that I've had some success you want me back? You make me sick.
• Leah: Oh my God!
• Leah: Well, he'll make it... but that was pretty violent, Farmer. She's fine... but that was pretty violent, Farmer.
• Leah: Let's get out of here. I don't think Kel will be bothering us anymore.
• Leah: Let's find a more secluded spot this time...
• DISTANT VOICE: Well, well, well... What have we here?
• KEL: Didn't you see me at the art show? I came all the way from Zuzu City to see your sculptures.
• KEL: And to get you to come back with me.
• KEL: I want things to go back to the way they were... I miss you, babe.
• KEL: Hey! Come Here!

Farm · 5:00am to 8:20am · Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat · Spring, Summer, Fall · Sunny days

• Leah: Hey, Farmer. I have an idea... I want you to meet me in Cindersap Forest tomorrow, at noon. I'm gonna teach you how to paint!
• Leah: If the weather's bad, we'll do it the next day. Okay?

Island West · 6:00am to 6:00pm · Sunny days

• Leo: What are you doing, Farmer?
• Leo: Waves... The other birds say the reason Leo can't fly... is because Leo spend too much time in the waves, long ago. My wings full of water, now.
• Leo: Fish? Easy... If you want to say 'hi', you just have to ask.
• Leo: Hmm... I don't understand that, yet. Maybe when I become an elder, someday.
• Leo: Oh.. Yeah. Leo ponders the big questions, too.
• Leo: Like... 'will I find more walnuts on the beach, or in the volcano?'
• Leo: *sigh*...Life complicated...
• Leo: Farmer?
• Leo: Tell me about the place you come from... your home.
• Leo: People...
• Leo: Sounds nice.
• Leo: Cold? ...I don't understand...
• Leo: Farm? So, you're saying you grow your own walnuts? You don't have to hunt for them? ...Wow..
• Leo: I'm thinking... Farmer is smart.
• Leo: Are... Are there... other kids?
• Leo: ...I know I'm not actually a bird, Farmer... I'm like you. But I don't like thinking about it... ...because I'm so alone.
• Leo: With my bird family, I feel like I belong.
• Leo: But... I don't belong. ...I don't belong anywhere...
• Willy: Poor lad...
• Willy: I wonder if there's some way to help...

Island North · 6:00am to 6:00pm · Sunny days

• Leo: Sorry...
• Leo: It's hard to remember to talk... normally...
• Leo: You think I'm weird, don't you?
• Leo: Thanks for saying that.
• Leo: Thanks, I've gotten used to you too!
• Leo: Hehe... You're getting pretty good at that!
• Leo: Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I had never washed up on this island...
• Leo: Back home, I didn't really care about birds. I never thought to listen to what they might be saying.
• Leo: Though I guess that's normal for... normal kids.
• Leo: I wonder what... normal kids would have to say about me...
• Leo: Do you think I could ever be a normal kid again?
• Leo: Hmmm... I guess you're right.
• Leo: Though living on this island has given me a lot of experiences normal kids would never have.
• Leo: If it weren't for the parrots... who knows what would have happened to me.
• Leo: I'm happy I met them. I'll always consider them to be my family, even if that makes me a little strange.
• Leo: Anyways, thanks for talking to me, Farmer.
• Leo: Maybe some day, you can be a part of our family too, hehe.
• Leo: Here, let me teach you how to say \

Island South · 6:00am to 6:00pm · Sunny days

• Linus: Hello, Leo... My name's Linus. I've heard all about you, and your parrot family. It's really something special!
• Willy: Aye, lad... Linus lives on the mainland with the rest of us. After hearing your story... I wanted to help. So, I talked to Linus here and hatched a little plan.
• Willy: Go on, Linus... tell him.
• Linus: Leo... I'd like you to come back with us, to Stardew Valley. It's a beautiful place... not as warm as here, but still full of life... and I live right in the middle of it! I know the lay of the land, and many things about the waters, the trees, the animals, and more... You see... I'm a child of nature, too. You might say we're 'birds of a feather'. But, I'm getting old... And I'd like to teach someone all that I've learned before moving on... Leo... will you come back with us?
• Leo: L... leave the island?
• Willy: I can take you back for a visit any time! But, lad.... You can't live here forever... You know, there are other children back home, too. I'm sure they'd love to meet ya...
• Leo: O... other kids?
• Willy: What do you think, Farmer?
• Linus: Well, let's not forget... the choice is really up to Leo...
• Linus: I understand. This is Leo's home, after all.
• Linus: ...It's hard to make changes. But sometimes it's for the best. Still... the choice is really up to Leo.
• Leo: I... I'll go...
• Leo: But... my family...
• Leo: She says...
• Leo: She says the parrots are all happy for me. ...And that they want me to start the next chapter of life, wherever it may lead...
• Leo: And no matter what happens... they'll always be my family... forever.
• Leo: I'm ready!
• A new arrival to the valley...
• It seems our little town is growing!

Mountain · 6:00am to 7:00pm · Sunny days

• Leo: Haha! ...That was a great day!
• Leo: You know... I still miss my family back on the island...
• Leo: But mostly, I feel happy about the memories, not sad.
• Leo: ...and I really feel like I belong here!
• Leo: It's a beautiful world, friends...
• Leo: ...and I'm glad to be part of it!

Town · 7:00pm to 11:00pm · Sunny days

Every one of these has to be met at once: Marnie at 6 hearts.

• Lewis: Marnie... we can't. If word got out, it could undermine my position of authority in the town!
• Lewis: You understand... don't you?
• Marnie: You care too much about your job, Lewis. There are other things to life, you know.
• Marnie: ...but yes, I understand. I guess we'll have to keep...us...a secret.
• Marnie: Gahh!
• Marnie: Why were you hiding there, anyway?

Town · 8:00pm to 12:00am · Sunny days

• George: Grr... sounds like those raccoons are back again. Filthy varmints...
• George: Ah, you turned up at the right moment, son. Ah, you turned up at the right moment, miss. Could you do an old man a favor? Could you go around the corner and scare off those raccoons for me? They've been causin' a real mess. Thanks. Make sure you give 'em a good scare so they never come back.
• Linus: It was me... I'm sorry.
• Linus: I find a lot of hot, fresh food in these cans... stuff that will go to waste if I don't take it.
• Linus: 'Do you think there's something wrong with what I'm doing?_Yes, it's disgusting._Disgusting to you, maybe. To me, it's a way of life. And I haven't gotten sick yet. I only eat things that look fresh._No. It's a shame for food to go to waste._Thanks, Farmer. I knew you were an open-minded person. I feel good about what I'm doing. I'm not harming anyone., it's illegal. That's George's private property._I don't believe in 'private property'. Besides, what do you want me to do? I need this food to survive. Have a heart., but you should get a job and stop leeching off others._**Sigh**... Not everyone's cut out for this world, Farmer. You don't know what it's like to be me. I'm not harming anyone, I just want to live life in my own way. Is that so wrong?'
• Linus: You can go on home. I promise I won't rummage in George's can anymore. You can tell him you scared off the raccoons for good.
• Gus: Wait.
• Gus: I know what you were doing, Linus.
• Gus: If you need food... just ask. I don't want anyone in Pelican Town to go hungry.
• Gus: Here. I've got a basket of zucchini fritters for you. Just make sure you dip them in my spicy marinara! Go on... take it.

Mountain · 8:00pm to 12:00am · Sunny days

• Linus: Farmer! Come stand next to the firepit. It feels great.
• Linus: I was hoping you'd come by sometime.
• Linus: I wanted to say sorry for mistrusting you at first. Most people don't treat me well, so I've learned to be cautious.
• Linus: But you've been uncommonly nice to me. You're a unique person. ...And I consider you a good friend.
• Linus: Hey, I want to show you something. Come inside.
• Linus: Ah... there we go. See this? It's a special kind of fish bait that I make. It's top quality stuff... I'd eat it myself! Here, I want you to have the recipe.
• Learned how to craft 'Wild Bait'

Mountain · 6:00am to 5:00pm · Sunny days

• Robin: Oh... It's Linus, right?
• Robin: Are you hungry? I could make you some lunch... How about some leftover cave carrot stew?
• Linus: That's very nice of you, but no thanks! I've had great luck foraging today.
• Robin: Heh... okay.
• Robin: Farmer? You look like you have something to say...
• Robin: That's really generous! What a great idea! I can build a real cozy house for you, Linus.
• Robin: You'll finally have running water, heat, a roof over your head... just like the rest of us! Isn't that wonderful, Linus?
• Linus: Er... Um... No, thanks.
• Linus: I appreciate the kindness... I really do... But... I've told you before... I choose to live this way...
• Linus: I like to be alone most of the time... I like the quiet sounds... moving with the rhythm of nature... It's a way of life that I'm comfortable with. I don't ever want to change that.
• Robin: I guess I never thought about it that way...
• Linus: Farmer... I cherish our friendship very much. And I know you do, too. But... You don't need to try and 'help' me... I know best how to live my own life... okay?
• Linus: ...can you smell that? It's the sweet aroma of ripe berries...

Farm · 6:00am to 9:30am

• Marnie: Good morning, Mr. Farmer! I came by to ask you a favor, since you're such a kind neighbor. You see, I'm trying to train my goats to say 'hello'... but they simply won't pay attention to me unless I have their favorite treat, cave carrots! So... since I'm scared of the mines... I thought, well, maybe you would bring me a cave carrot when you have the chance? There's no pressure... but if you want to, just swing by my house between 9:00 AM and 5:00 PM with a cave carrot. You'll make an old girl very happy. Bye.

Town · 7:00pm to 11:00pm · Sunny days

Every one of these has to be met at once: Marnie at 6 hearts.

• Lewis: Marnie... we can't. If word got out, it could undermine my position of authority in the town!
• Lewis: You understand... don't you?
• Marnie: You care too much about your job, Lewis. There are other things to life, you know.
• Marnie: ...but yes, I understand. I guess we'll have to keep...us...a secret.
• Marnie: Gahh!
• Marnie: Why were you hiding there, anyway?

Science House

• Maru: Oh, hello there!
• Maru: My Dad and I are just testing some soil samples.
• Maru: Don't be shy! We could use a hand, actually.
• Maru: Could you watch this beaker for me? I'm gonna grab the last batch of samples. I'll be right back.
• Demetrius: Thanks for helping out, Farmer.
• Demetrius: Maru's a good kid. She's my special little girl...
• Demetrius: I wouldn't want anything getting in the way of her bright future, know what I mean?
• Demetrius: Just some food for thought... *chuckle*
• Maru: Hey, sorry about that. I hope you found something to talk about while I was gone.
• Demetrius: ...I was just telling Farmer about the soil samples we're testing.
• Maru: Okay! Here, Farmer... let me show you how to use the equipment.

Hospital

• Maru: *sigh*... I'm so sick of preparing these samples...
• Maru: Agh! Oh no!...
• Maru: The whole sample is ruined... Harvey's going to kill me...
• Harvey: What happened? I heard something break.
• Maru: 38 I accidentally dropped one of the samples... I'm so sorry. Farmer came in and slammed the door so loud I dropped this sample.
• Harvey: You shouldn't blame others for your own problems, Maru.
• Harvey: *sigh*... I'll have to call the patient back in to recollect this sample. This'll probably put us in the red for another month...

Mountain · 9:00pm to 11:40pm · Sunny days

• Maru: Farmer! I'm surprised to see you here so late.
• Maru: The night sky looks amazing right now.
• Maru: Come over here, I want to show you something.
• Maru: Here, take a peek.
• Maru: By the time any of these stars are visited, you and I will be long gone...
• Maru: I guess that's the trouble with being human, huh?
• Maru: Farmer, um...
• Maru: Never mind...
• Maru: Here, let me show you a binary star system...
• What a beautiful night! Maru showed me something new...

Science House

• Maru: Farmer, hi! Come in.
• Maru: I've been working on a new project... something big.
• Maru: This is just one component... let me show you a little demonstration.
• Maru: Just put your hand here...
• Maru: And now I'm going to flip this switch...
• Maru: Oh my god, are you alright?!
• Maru: Here, let me apply this burn cream.
• Maru: That kind of ruined the moment, huh? *sigh*

Haley House

Every one of these has to be met at once: Emily at 10 hearts, Penny at 10 hearts, Abigail at 10 hearts, Leah at 10 hearts, Maru at 10 hearts.

• Abigail: We were just gossiping about Mayor Lewis and Marnie...
• Penny: Personally, I don't think there's anything fishy going on between them...
• Haley: Hah! Were you born yesterday?
• For some reason, you decide to place your hand in your pocket...
• You touch the rabbit's foot, and feel a sense of relief...
• You spent a short while with the group.
• It was an uneventful gathering!

Haley House

Every one of these has to be met at once: Emily at 10 hearts, Penny at 10 hearts, Abigail at 10 hearts, Leah at 10 hearts, Maru at 10 hearts.

• Abigail: Never thought you'd find all your 'girlfriends' in one room, huh Farmer?
• Leah: I... I thought you were different than other men... You tricked all of us into thinking we loved you... You're horrible...
• Penny: How could you do this to us, Farmer?
• Maru: You think you're real smooth, don't you? Thought you'd sample the whole 'buffet', huh? What a sleeze...
• Emily: Th... That night in the tent... you whispered such sweet things to me in the dark... Now I have to face each day knowing it was all a lie.
• Haley: Well, us women stick together! And we're not going to put up with this! Well, we're not going to put up with your abuse any longer!
• Abigail: Well? What do you have to say for yourself?
• Abigail: Nice try, but that's not going to cut it...
• Haley: ...so we've come to a decision... isn't that right, girls?
• Penny: ...yes.
• Leah: Absolutely.
• Maru: We're all gonna give you the cold shoulder!

Science House · 9:00am to 4:00pm

• Maru: Hey, I was hoping you'd come by. Remember when I told you about the new project I'm working on? The big one?
• Maru: Well, it's finally done... and I want to show you.
• Maru: Follow me.
• Maru: And here it is... Maru's Interactive Laboratory Device Alpha ... Or as I like to call her, 'MarILDA'.
• Maru: I've been working on her for months... I was waiting for you to be here when I activate her.
• Maru: Well, here goes nothing...
• Demetrius: Ah Ha! I knew it!
• Demetrius: Agh! What is it?!
• Maru: Dad, calm down. This is my latest invention, 'MarILDA'.
• Demetrius: Sweet Yoba... it talks!
• Demetrius: This is why you've locked yourself in your room the last few months?
• Demetrius: ...and I thought you were down here fooling around with Farmer...
• Maru: Dad! I've been making this robot for you and Mom! MarILDA's designed to assist you in the laboratory and Mom at the carpentry table... so when I'm not living here anymore it won't be such a burden on you guys.
• Maru: What!? Wait!
• Demetrius: It's okay, Maru. Let MarILDA go free. Your mother and I can take care of ourselves. I know you're ready to start a life of your own, and I've come to terms with the thought of not having you around anymore. Besides, this... creation of yours seems pretty advanced. It wouldn't feel right to keep her as a servant.
• Demetrius: Farmer, I'm sorry I mistrusted you. You're a good guy. I've never seen Maru so lively and creative... and I've never been more proud of her. If you've had a hand in that, then you have my gratitude.
• Maru: ...
• Maru: Okay, MarILDA. Let's get you out of this stuffy hole.
• Maru: Look at her go...
• Greetings, Maru.
• No need to respond... I have already predicted what you will say.
• Greetings, Demetrius.
• Excuse me...
• I am sorry, Maru. But I do not want to be your servant...
• In the time since you activated me, I have been pondering the nature of my existence with the 'self-awareness' module you installed in my neural cortex.
• I am sorry to disappoint you all, but I must ask for my freedom. I've decided to explore the galaxy in search of other synthetic life-forms.
• Thank you for creating me, Maru. I won't forget you.

Farm House · 6:10am to 5:00pm · Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat · Spring, Summer, Fall

• Maru: Hi Honey. Tomorrow night, there's a rare astronomical event happening... A comet is passing very close to our planet! I was thinking... maybe we should observe it together?
• Maru: Great! Meet me in the mountains at midnight tomorrow night. If it rains, we'll do it on the next night... the comet is here for a few days.

Saloon

Every one of these has to be met at once: Pam at 2 hearts.

• Gus: Oh, hello there, buddy. Hi, Farmer.
• Gus: *sigh*... I'm just looking over last month's earnings... and it's not looking very good, Farmer. The worst thing... and I hate to say this because she's my friend... is Pam! She hasn't paid off her tab in weeks! ...But I can't ask her to do it. I know she'll get defensive, and I don't want to hurt her feelings.
• Gus: Farmer, you gotta help me!
• Pam: Hiya! Gus... I'm awful thirsty, if you catch my drift.
• Gus: Er... Well, okay Pam.
• Pam: .... *sigh* ...Well, I guess I'd better pay off that tab, then.
• Gus: Thanks, Pam!
• Gus: And thank you, Farmer.
• Gus: Now, let's get you that drink, Pam.

Trailer Big

• Pam: Hey, kid...
• Pam: You caught me prayin'...
• Pam: This here's my new 'Sign Of The Vessel' statue. ...Ordered it from Joja.com with free 2-day shipping. Don't tell Pierre.
• Pam: ...I've been settling in to the new house. It's really a great place. Feels like home already. I really do appreciate this new comfort.
• Pam: *sniff*... It's just... ...I should be so happy...
• Pam: ...But I haven't been able to cut back on the beer... I haven't changed at all...
• Pam: For a long time, now... I've felt like there's something missing from my life, Farmer... I always thought it was about money... Just bein' poor... ya know? So I figured gettin' this house would solve everything. But ...it didn't. So that's... That's why I ordered this statue.
• Pam: That ain't funny! ...I pour my heart out to you and that's how you respond? What in the void is wrong with you?
• Pam: I don't care what you say... I have faith in Yoba! Plenty of us do! Now get out.

Town · 9:00am to 2:00pm · Sunny days

• George: *Sigh*... How am I going to reach that letter in the back?
• Penny: Here, let me help you, Mr. Mullner!
• Penny: There you go!
• George: Hmmph. I could've done it myself! And I can certainly move around on my own! How feeble do you think I am?
• George: *sigh*...No, no... I'm sorry, miss. I shouldn't have gotten so angry.
• George: It was actually very kind of you to help me out.
• Penny: That's okay, Mr. Mullner. I understand.
• Penny: Well, it was interesting talking to you, Farmer. I should go.

Trailer

• Penny: Ughh... It's so dirty in here.
• Penny: Farmer! Um... Sorry that it's such a mess. I was about to clean up.
• Penny: You'll help me? You really mean it?
• Penny: Okay, you can get started over there. I'll clean the kitchen.
• Pam: Whaddya think you're doing?!
• Pam: Stop it! I had everything just the way I like it!
• Penny: Mom, the house is a total mess. Farmer and I were just trying to tidy things up a bit. *sniff* *sniff*... Were you at the saloon just now? You smell like beer...
• Pam: It's none of your damn business where I go!
• Penny: It IS my business! I don't want you destroying yourself! Don't you realize your choices have an effect on me? Stop being so selfish!
• Pam: Selfish? I put a roof over your head and clothes on your back and you call me selfish!? You ungrateful little...
• Pam: You'd better go. I'm sorry you had to see this, kid.
• Pam: He's a nice young man... She's a nice young lady...
• Pam: But I don't want you tellin' others to clean up my house! It's embarrassing! You understand?
• Penny: ...Yes, mother.

Trailer

• Penny: Farmer, you came at a good time! I'm just about finished cooking a new recipe I invented!
• Penny: Let me just finish up real quick.
• Penny: Here, give that a little taste.
• Penny: 72 Hey, since you're the first person to try it, I'm going to name this one 'Chili de Farmer'. Well, I guess this recipe was a failure...
• Penny: Um... so how about we watch a movie or something?

Forest · 9:00am to 4:00pm · Sunny days

• Penny: Oh, Farmer! It's perfect timing that you showed up.
• Penny: I brought the children on a little field trip into the countryside. You know all about life in the country, right?
• Penny: Jas! Vincent! May I have your attention please!
• Penny: I have a very special guest here to talk to you today... our very own local farmer, Farmer. He has first-hand experience living in the countryside... so he knows all about the valley's 'natural resources'! She has first-hand experience living in the countryside... so she knows all about the valley's 'natural resources'!
• Penny: Can anyone tell me what a 'natural resource' is?
• Penny: Jas?
• Jas: A natural resource is a material source of wealth that occurs in a natural state and has economic value.
• Penny: Very good! That's worth two star points, Jas.
• Jas: Yesss!
• Penny: Okay, now let's give Farmer our full attention.
• Penny: Yes, Vincent?
• Vincent: Mr. Farmer, are you going to marry Miss Penny? Ms. Farmer... Um, do you have a boyfriend?
• Penny: Vincent! That's not an appropriate question! Behave yourself, or I'll have to take away all your star points for the day.

Haley House

Every one of these has to be met at once: Emily at 10 hearts, Penny at 10 hearts, Abigail at 10 hearts, Leah at 10 hearts, Maru at 10 hearts.

• Abigail: We were just gossiping about Mayor Lewis and Marnie...
• Penny: Personally, I don't think there's anything fishy going on between them...
• Haley: Hah! Were you born yesterday?
• For some reason, you decide to place your hand in your pocket...
• You touch the rabbit's foot, and feel a sense of relief...
• You spent a short while with the group.
• It was an uneventful gathering!

Haley House

Every one of these has to be met at once: Emily at 10 hearts, Penny at 10 hearts, Abigail at 10 hearts, Leah at 10 hearts, Maru at 10 hearts.

• Abigail: Never thought you'd find all your 'girlfriends' in one room, huh Farmer?
• Leah: I... I thought you were different than other men... You tricked all of us into thinking we loved you... You're horrible...
• Penny: How could you do this to us, Farmer?
• Maru: You think you're real smooth, don't you? Thought you'd sample the whole 'buffet', huh? What a sleeze...
• Emily: Th... That night in the tent... you whispered such sweet things to me in the dark... Now I have to face each day knowing it was all a lie.
• Haley: Well, us women stick together! And we're not going to put up with this! Well, we're not going to put up with your abuse any longer!
• Abigail: Well? What do you have to say for yourself?
• Abigail: Nice try, but that's not going to cut it...
• Haley: ...so we've come to a decision... isn't that right, girls?
• Penny: ...yes.
• Leah: Absolutely.
• Maru: We're all gonna give you the cold shoulder!

Bath House Pool · 7:00pm to 12:00am

• Penny: There you are... I was worried you didn't get my note.
• Penny: It looks like we're alone.
• Penny: The water feels so good after being out in the cold of night, doesn't it?
• Penny: Um, how do I say this...
• Penny: I've been meaning to tell you for a while now... about how I feel. I can't stop thinking about you... I've never felt this way about anyone.

Farm House · 3:00pm to 7:00pm

• Penny: Welcome home, honey... How was your day?
• Penny: Just business as usual, huh? Well, I've got a zesty new recipe in the oven, so maybe things will get a little more exciting!
• Penny: Oh, I'm sorry! Well, you're back now... I'll do my best to make you feel better.
• Penny: That's great! I'm glad you enjoy your work so much.
• Penny: I'm happy you're home.
• Penny: Oh, you smell like the outdoors... It's nice...
• Penny: You know... I really appreciate the hard work you do for the family. So it's important to me that when you come home, the house is nice and cozy, and everything's in order!
• Penny: So I was thinking... I'd like to re-decorate the bedroom with some of my own hand-made decor! But first, I have to ask you...
• Penny: Ah... something soothing. Okay! Just give me a few days, then. I won't touch any of your chests, but it would be nice if you could move them out of the bedroom.
• Penny: Something warm and inviting, huh? That works for me! Just give me a few days, then. I won't touch any of your chests, but it would be nice if you could move them out of the bedroom.
• Penny: Heh... Okay. Whatever you like, honey. Just give me a few days, then. I won't touch any of your chests, but it would be nice if you could move them out of the bedroom.
• Penny: Oh! Okay... I won't worry about it, then.
• Penny: Oh! The pop-overs are ready.

Seed Shop

• Pierre: Hey! Who's in the bedroom?
• Pierre: Wha...? How did you find that?!
• Pierre: Quick, give it to me!
• Pierre: *grumble*...now I have to find a new hiding spot...*grumble*
• Found Pierre's 'secret stash'.

Science House

• Robin: Hi Farmer. I was just cleaning some dust off my saw.
• Robin: I think we've become good enough friends that I can trust you with my carpentry secrets! Here, let me show you the blueprints.
• Robin: You can use these to get creative on your farm. It feels good to be able to decorate your house with things you've made yourself!
• Learned how to craft 'Flute Block' and 'Drum Block'

Sam House

• Sam: Oh, hi Farmer! Sebastian and I were just having a little 'jam session'.
• Sam: We're trying to start a band, but we still don't know what kind of music to make. There's too many possibilities.
• Sam: What do you say, Sebastian? Should we do this?
• Sebastian: ...Okay.
• Sam: Thanks for the help, Farmer. With my guitar skills, and Sebastian's wizardry on the synthesizer, we're gonna be a screaming success. I'm convinced of it!
• Sam: Now I just need to find someone to play drums...

Beach · 7:00am to 3:00pm · Spring, Summer, Fall · Sunny days

• Sam: Hello Farmer. Nice day, isn't it?
• Sam: I'm just keeping an eye on my little brother. It's good for him to get some fresh air on a day like this.
• Sam: Our Dad used to take us to the beach on sunny days like this.
• Vincent: Sam...?
• Vincent: Is Dad ever going to come home?
• Sam: Of course, Vince. Dad's going to come back as soon as he possibly can.
• Vincent: But I heard some grown-ups saying that... that all of our troops are getting shot to pieces.
• Sam: Don't believe everything you hear!
• Sam: Don't you remember how strong Dad is? He'd never let a pathetic Gotoro grunt get him like that! Don't you worry! And always remember that Mom and I are here to play with you if you ever feel lonely.
• Vincent: Okay!
• Sam: To be honest, I have no idea if my old man will come back... We've all read the reports. Our soldiers are falling by the thousands. But what am I going to say to Vincent?
• Sam: Hey did I tell you the band's starting to come together? Yeah! It turns out Abigail's a pretty good drummer. And Sebastian seemed to really want her in the band...

Sam House

• Sam: Oh, hi Farmer. I was just about to have a snack.
• Sam: Here, let me get something for you.
• Sam: Oh no... What a mess.
• Jodi: What was that sound?
• Jodi: *gasp*
• Jodi: This is absolutely terrible! What happened?
• Jodi: 80 Thanks for telling me the truth, Farmer. It's not such a big deal. You did WHAT, Sam?! What's gotten into you?!
• Sam: I'm sorry about this, mom. I'll clean it up.
• Jodi: Thanks, honey.

Town · 12:00pm to 4:00pm · Sunny days

• Lewis: Hey! What do you think you're doing? That's private property!
• Sam: Uh... Er... I... I'm sorry, sir.
• Lewis: *sigh*... The youth these days... Sometimes I wonder if this town isn't doomed.
• Lewis: You saw what happened, Farmer. What do you have to say about this?
• Sam: Yes, sir.
• Sam: ...Did you see that trick, though? That was rad.

Farm · 6:00am to 8:00am

• Sam: Hi Farmer. Guess what? My band is playing a show tonight, in Zuzu City! Meet me at the bus stop around 4:00 this afternoon to leave for the show. You better be there!

Town · 8:00pm to 12:00am · Sunny days

• Sam: Hi Farmer. I wanted to talk to you in private...
• Sam: It's kinda cold out here though... let's sneak into my room.
• Sam: So... Farmer. I know I've been talking about nothing but the band for a while now... But I don't want you to think that's all I'm interested in. Um... Er... What I mean is... Well, I'm really happy that we've grown so close... Heh.
• Sam: Farmer... do you think of me as... just a friend?
• Jodi: Sam? I'm coming in!
• Sam: Quick! Hide in the bed!
• Jodi: What's wrong, Honey? Were you doing something... bad? I thought I heard some weird sounds coming from your room...
• Sam: No Mom! I was just... doing push-ups! I wanna beat Dad at arm-wrestling some day! ...heh.
• Jodi: Oh! *giggle*... That explains why you're all red and sweaty. Okay, well good luck. I'll see you in the morning.
• Sam: Goodnight, Mom.
• Sam: Whew... That was close.
• Sam: ...Farmer?
• Sam: Earlier, I was trying to say... that I really like you, Farmer. I think we could really have something special together... Know what I mean?
• Sam: Alright, I said it.
• Sam: I'm going to be thinking about this night for a long time...

Saloon

Every one of these has to be met at once: Sebastian at 10 hearts, Sam at 10 hearts, Harvey at 10 hearts, Alex at 10 hearts, Elliott at 10 hearts.

• Harvey: You showed up just in time for the first ever Pelican Town 8-ball tournament!
• Elliott: Don't worry, I've never played before, either.
• Shane: It's easy, you just gotta put some mustard on the cue ball...
• For some reason, you decide to place your hand in your pocket...
• You touch the rabbit's foot, and feel a sense of relief...
• You played a round of pool with the boys.
• Sebastian won, of course... but it was still a lot of fun!

Saloon

Every one of these has to be met at once: Sebastian at 10 hearts, Sam at 10 hearts, Harvey at 10 hearts, Alex at 10 hearts, Elliott at 10 hearts.

• Sam: Never thought you'd find all your 'boyfriends' in one room, huh Farmer?
• Harvey: You tricked all of us into thinking we loved you... Farmer... I thought you wanted to get married and start a family with me... What did I do wrong?
• Shane: The last shred of hope I had left is completely destroyed... Thanks, Farmer. Are you happy now?
• Alex: Farmer? I thought... I thought we were 'one of a kind'... But you were just using me? What are you looking at *me* for? You think I'm gonna come to your rescue?
• Elliott: For once, I'm at a loss for words...
• Sam: Well, we're not going to put up with your abuse any longer! We all know the truth, now! And we're not going to tolerate this!
• Sebastian: Well? What do you have to say for yourself?
• Shane: Nice try, but that's not going to cut it...
• Sam: ...so we've come to a decision... isn't that right, fellas?
• Harvey: ...yes.
• Elliott: Absolutely.
• Sam: We're all giving you the cold shoulder!

Farm House · 6:10am to 5:00pm

• Sam: Oh, hey Farmer. You look like you've been working hard out there!
• Sam: Hey, I was just thinking... You know, I really like living here with you. I mean... I love it! But, I feel like I've gotten really lazy. I just bum around aimlessly every day.
• Sam: Oh, I know you don't mind! You make enough money on the farm that I don't really need to work, and I really appreciate that! But I want to feel like I'm contributing to something... know what I mean?
• Sam: So... I think I'm gonna try to find some work... something to do with music. That's always been what I love the most! Oh, uh... besides you, of course! Heh...
• Sam: Anyway... I'll let you know how it goes!

Sebastian Room

• Sebastian: Oh, hey. Gimme one sec.
• Sebastian: Where are you going?
• Sebastian: Sorry... I had to finish this line before I lost my train of thought.

Mountain · 11:00am to 5:00pm

• Sebastian: Oh, hello Farmer.
• Sebastian: What, you haven't seen my motorcycle before? Hmmm... I guess I haven't shown it to you.
• Sebastian: Sometimes, after sundown, I make the long ride out of Stardew Valley...
• Sebastian: There's nothing else like it, blazing along the empty stretch of road toward the faint city glow...
• Sebastian: Once I've saved up enough money, I'm going to head out on my own... to the city and beyond. Just me and my bike.
• Sebastian: There we go, oil's changed.

Sebastian Room

• Sebastian: Hey, Farmer.
• Sebastian: Sam and I were about to play 'Solarion Chronicles: The Game'... Why don't you join us? It's better with three players anyway.
• Sebastian: Okay, here we go... Let me draw the scenario card.
• Sebastian: Hmm... It looks like today's quest will take us into the Necromancer's Tower... to try and reclaim the Solarion Staff from the clutches of Dreadlord Xarth.
• Sam: Cool... Farmer, are you ready to choose your character?
• Sebastian: Hey! That's what I was going to pick! I guess I'll be the healer then.
• Sam: Cool. Warrior's my favorite anyway.

Beach · 12:00pm to 11:00pm · Rainy days

• Sebastian: Farmer?
• Sebastian: Hey. I'm surprised to find you out here in the rain.
• Sebastian: Look at those dark clouds looming over the horizon...
• Sebastian: I hope they come this way.
• Sebastian: I like this weather because it makes everyone disappear... you know? Being around people makes me feel anxious.
• Sebastian: I don't feel that way around you, though.
• Sebastian: We're getting soaked...
• Sebastian: Here... There's room for two.

Mountain · 8:00pm to 12:00am

• Sebastian: Hey Farmer. I was just about to head out. Hop on...I wanna show you something.
• Sebastian: That's Zuzu City in the distance...
• Sebastian: I come here when I want to get away from everything and just... think.
• Sebastian: The city used to draw me in... but now I'm finding myself happier at home in the valley.
• Sebastian: Farmer...? Um... I've never... felt anything like this with another guy before... But you're different. I don't usually bring girls to this place... In fact, you're the only one. You know what I'm trying to say, don't you?

Saloon

Every one of these has to be met at once: Sebastian at 10 hearts, Sam at 10 hearts, Harvey at 10 hearts, Alex at 10 hearts, Elliott at 10 hearts.

• Harvey: You showed up just in time for the first ever Pelican Town 8-ball tournament!
• Elliott: Don't worry, I've never played before, either.
• Shane: It's easy, you just gotta put some mustard on the cue ball...
• For some reason, you decide to place your hand in your pocket...
• You touch the rabbit's foot, and feel a sense of relief...
• You played a round of pool with the boys.
• Sebastian won, of course... but it was still a lot of fun!

Saloon

Every one of these has to be met at once: Sebastian at 10 hearts, Sam at 10 hearts, Harvey at 10 hearts, Alex at 10 hearts, Elliott at 10 hearts.

• Sam: Never thought you'd find all your 'boyfriends' in one room, huh Farmer?
• Harvey: You tricked all of us into thinking we loved you... Farmer... I thought you wanted to get married and start a family with me... What did I do wrong?
• Shane: The last shred of hope I had left is completely destroyed... Thanks, Farmer. Are you happy now?
• Alex: Farmer? I thought... I thought we were 'one of a kind'... But you were just using me? What are you looking at *me* for? You think I'm gonna come to your rescue?
• Elliott: For once, I'm at a loss for words...
• Sam: Well, we're not going to put up with your abuse any longer! We all know the truth, now! And we're not going to tolerate this!
• Sebastian: Well? What do you have to say for yourself?
• Shane: Nice try, but that's not going to cut it...
• Sam: ...so we've come to a decision... isn't that right, fellas?
• Harvey: ...yes.
• Elliott: Absolutely.
• Sam: We're all giving you the cold shoulder!

Mountain · 6:00am to 7:00pm · Rainy days

• Sebastian: Hey Farmer... Glad you showed up.
• Sebastian: There's an injured frog in that bush... I gotta save him!
• Sebastian: I need your help. Go over to the bush and try to get him to come towards me. I'll wait over here and catch him.
• Sebastian: Okay... you ready?
• Sebastian: Poor little guy... his foot's all mangled.
• Sebastian: I'm gonna take him home for now, and make him comfortable. I guess I'll do some research on how to take care of frogs. Maybe Marnie knows something.
• Sebastian: Hah... Yeah, I guess so. He's definitely got your nose...
• Sebastian: Well, sorry if I don't take your word for it... I'm gonna give the poor guy a chance.
• Sebastian: We'll do our best. But don't get too attached just yet...
• Sebastian: Let's take him home.

Forest · 8:00pm to 12:00am

• Shane: Up late, huh?
• Shane: Here, have a cold one.
• Shane: Buh... Life.
• Shane: You ever feel like... no matter what you do, you're gonna fail? ...Like you're stuck in some miserable abyss and you're so deep you can't even see the light of day?
• Shane: I just feel like no matter how hard I try... I'm not strong enough to climb out of that hole.
• Shane: Heh... fast drinker, huh? Man after my own heart. Heh... fast drinker, huh? Woman after my own heart. Just don't make it a habit... you got a future ahead of you still.
• Shane: Welp.. My liver's beggin' me to stop. Better call it a night. See you around, Farmer.

Animal Shop

• Marnie: Shane?
• Marnie: Farmer... Can you do something? He's out cold.
• Shane: buhhh...
• Marnie: Shane! What's the matter with you? All you do anymore is mope around your room and drink beer!
• Shane: You wouldn't understand...
• Marnie: What's your plan? Don't you ever think about the future?
• Shane: Hopefully I won't be around long enough to need a 'plan'...

Forest · 9:00am to 8:00pm · Rainy days

• Shane: ... Farmer...
• Shane: I... I'm sorry...*hic* ... M... My life... It's a pathetic joke... Look at me... ... Why do I even try? ...*sob* I'm too small and stupid to... to take control of my life... I'm just a p... piece of soiled garbage flittering in the wind... *bluurp* ......... I've been coming here often lately... looking down... Here's a chance to finally take control of my life... These cliffs... ... B... bu... *blaap*... but I'm too scared, too anxious. Just like always...
• Shane: Farmer... All I do is work, sleep, and drink ...t... to dull the feelings of self-hatred. Why should I even go on? Tell me... T... Tell me why I shouldn't roll off this cliff right now...
• Shane: Farmer...
• Shane: ...I think you should take me to the hospital now.
• Harvey: ...I've pumped his stomach and re-hydrated his body. He's going to be okay. It's good that you brought him in, though.
• Harvey: Too much alcohol is terrible for the body... but right now I'm most worried about his mental health... When he comes to, I'll have a chat with him about his treatment options. I know an excellent counselor in Zuzu City...
• Harvey: Life can be painful, sometimes... But there's always hope for a better future. You've got to believe in that.

Animal Shop

• Marnie: Hi Shane... you look unusually happy today.
• Shane: You're right... I haven't felt this light since I was a kid.
• Marnie: Let me guess... Gus had a clearance sale on canned beer?
• Shane: No, actually. I've been drinking sparkling water instead of beer... and I feel great!
• Shane: You know, I sometimes forget that I really do have friends, people that care about me. And it's okay for me to rely on them... it doesn't make me weak.
• Shane: Hi Jas. I've got something for you.
• Jas: Th... These are real bunny-jewel slippers!!
• Jas: B... But these are so expensive! How did you afford them?
• Shane: I've cut back on an expensive habit. I have a lot more spending money now!

Town · 10:00am to 4:00pm · Sunny days

Every one of these has to be met at once: Clint at 2 hearts, Emily at 2 hearts.

• Shane: Okay guys, do you remember your lines?
• Emily: Yes!
• Shane: Ready? Action!
• Emily: I thought we had something special... I guess I was wrong.
• Clint: I... I... Uh...
• Shane: Cut!
• Clint: I'm sorry!
• Clint: It's hard to remember my lines when her face is right in front of me like that...
• Shane: Oh, hey.
• Shane: Check out my new camera... Joja Co. is having a video advertisement competition. The prize is 10,000g.
• Shane: Hey! I want you to be in this shot... okay? Just walk by Clint and Emily in the background while they're talking... It'll give the scene a little more authenticity.
• Shane: Okay... Ready? Action!
• Emily: I thought we had something special... You said you wouldn't leave me for anything. I guess that was a lie.
• Clint: No! It's not like that... This is just something I have to do. It's very important to me.
• Clint: I've just got to try new 'Joja Bluu' cola. It's got three times the sorbitol for a thick, sweet blast. And it's cheaper than water!
• Emily: But... But... Isn't soda unhealthy? You promised me...
• Clint: Have no fear, my dear. The world-class science team at Joja Headquarters have determined that 'Joja Bluu' does not cause a significant erosion of the stomach lining. So you can drink it whenever you like, as much as you like. The real question is... 'When will YOU turn bluu?'... *glug* *glug*... Ahh...
• Shane: Cut!
• Shane: That was perfect.
• Shane: Thanks for the help.
• Emily: ...Clint?

Animal Shop

• Jas: Uncle Shane's in the barn. He said... Uh... He said to tell you he wants to show you something.
• Shane: That should do it...
• Shane: It's the perfect home for you hens... We'll have the best eggs in the whole valley! Fresh and healthy, with rich golden yolks. Not like those pale, sickly Joja eggs...
• Shane: ...*sigh*... ...You know, Charlie... I was thinking... A guy like me is always teetering on the edge of despair... know what I mean? ...But you and the other hens are going to keep me upright from now on... I know it. ... What's wrong... too much pressure? *chuckle*
• Shane: Hey, Farmer... so, what do you think?
• Shane: My special blue hens... I've been raising them in secret for the last few months.
• Shane: I... Well, I won't be living here forever, and I wanted to pass something on to Jas. I've been teaching her how to care for them. ...I want to feel like I'm not just a leech on the world. I want to contribute somehow, even in a small way like this.

Farm · 6:00am to 6:30am

• Shane: Hey, Farmer!
• Shane: Uh... So I got two tickets to the Tunnelers game tonight.
• Shane: If you want to come, meet me at the bus stop around 5pm.

Saloon

Every one of these has to be met at once: Sebastian at 10 hearts, Sam at 10 hearts, Harvey at 10 hearts, Alex at 10 hearts, Elliott at 10 hearts.

• Harvey: You showed up just in time for the first ever Pelican Town 8-ball tournament!
• Elliott: Don't worry, I've never played before, either.
• Shane: It's easy, you just gotta put some mustard on the cue ball...
• For some reason, you decide to place your hand in your pocket...
• You touch the rabbit's foot, and feel a sense of relief...
• You played a round of pool with the boys.
• Sebastian won, of course... but it was still a lot of fun!

Saloon

Every one of these has to be met at once: Sebastian at 10 hearts, Sam at 10 hearts, Harvey at 10 hearts, Alex at 10 hearts, Elliott at 10 hearts.

• Sam: Never thought you'd find all your 'boyfriends' in one room, huh Farmer?
• Harvey: You tricked all of us into thinking we loved you... Farmer... I thought you wanted to get married and start a family with me... What did I do wrong?
• Shane: The last shred of hope I had left is completely destroyed... Thanks, Farmer. Are you happy now?
• Alex: Farmer? I thought... I thought we were 'one of a kind'... But you were just using me? What are you looking at *me* for? You think I'm gonna come to your rescue?
• Elliott: For once, I'm at a loss for words...
• Sam: Well, we're not going to put up with your abuse any longer! We all know the truth, now! And we're not going to tolerate this!
• Sebastian: Well? What do you have to say for yourself?
• Shane: Nice try, but that's not going to cut it...
• Sam: ...so we've come to a decision... isn't that right, fellas?
• Harvey: ...yes.
• Elliott: Absolutely.
• Sam: We're all giving you the cold shoulder!

Town · 8:00am to 5:00pm · Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Sat, Sun

• Shane: Phew... that was fun. Haven't had a session like that in a while... *urp*
• Shane: Welp... I'm all sweaty. Better head back home.
• Marnie: Oh no... this doesn't look good.
• Marnie: Farmer? You'd better keep your eye on him... next time you catch him coming out of the Saloon, you should say something...

Forest · 6:00am to 5:00pm · Spring · Sunny days

Every one of these has to be met at once: Jas at 8 hearts.

• Vincent: Hiya, mister Farmer! Hiya, miss Farmer!
• Vincent: Sp..spwing onion. Mom sends me out to pick these sometimes...
• Jas: They're too spicy for me!
• Vincent: You're really nice for a grown-up... so I'm going to show you a secret.
• Vincent: When you see it like this, it looks good, right?
• Vincent: But if you peel it a little bit...
• Vincent: ...It's full of bugs!
• Vincent: Cool, huh?
• Jas: Um... What do you do with the bugs, Vincent?
• Vincent: Usually I just squash 'em!
• Jas: That's horrible! No, no, no, no, no...
• Jas: Mr. Farmer? Please... put the bugs back in the grass so they can live in peace. Miss Farmer? Please... put the bugs back in the grass so they can live in peace.
• You learned how to clean the spring onion... without harming any bugs.
• Spring onions are now worth 5x the gold!

Beach · 6:00am to 5:10pm

• Willy: Ah... it's a good thing you turned up, lad. Ah... It's a good thing you turned up, miss. I've got a... a bit of a problem I could use a hand with...
• Willy: Er... It'd be best if I just showed ya...
• Willy: Take a deep breath, now.
• Willy: As you can see... And smell... heh... The old girls 'ran wild' last night... heh... My experiment needs a little work...
• Gus: Hooo~... Back at it again, huh Willy?
• Gus: They look fresh all right...
• Willy: Aye... These are the finest, meatiest crabs you'll ever set yer eyes on. They be a little too feisty, though...
• Gus: I'll take the whole lot! With a discount for the extra labor, of course...
• Gus: Looks like we got 'em all...
• Willy: Goodbye, me sweet ladies...
• Gus: Psst... Farmer... Don't tell Willy, but I'll be doing a special on crab cakes at the saloon for the next few days...