Stardew Valley Elliott

Elliott House

• Elliott: Farmer! Come in.
• Elliott: Welcome to my humble... well, shack.
• Elliott: This is my writing desk. It's where I spend most of my time.
• Elliott: For as long as I can remember, I've wanted to be a writer. Have I told you that? That's why I live out here by myself. I figured a lonely life by the sea would help me focus on my literary aspirations...
• Elliott: Everyone back home said I was nuts... that I could never make it as a writer. Can you believe it? They said 'For every successful author there's 1000 who fail miserably'. Such pessimism... it's sickening.
• Elliott: I can see it in your eyes... you believe in me, Farmer. You've got that spark. Now that's inspiring! That's what I'm looking for...
• Elliott: Well! Enough talk about me!
• Elliott: Hmm... you probably know a lot about plants, don't you?
• Elliott: Would you mind taking a look at this rose, here? I'm afraid it's not doing so well.

Saloon · 3:00pm to 10:00pm

• Gus: Hi. I'll take your order in a few moments.
• Elliott: Hello, Farmer! What a pleasant surprise! I was just stopping in to relax after an eight hour writing session.
• Elliott: Bartender! Two of your finest ales, please! Bartender! Fetch me your finest ale. And bring some wine for the lady!
• Gus: ...
• Gus: There you go, sir.
• Elliott: *Hic*... Strong stuff...

Elliott House

• Elliott: Ah... I thought someone was there.
• Elliott: Thank you. I'm not very good, but it's fun to play.

Archaeology House · 1:00pm to 7:00pm

• Elliott: Farmer, you made it! I feel so relieved to be done with my book... it's like an elephant's been lifted off my shoulders.
• Elliott: Well, I'd better get started with the reading... Wish me luck.
• Elliott: Good afternoon, everyone.
• Elliott: Ever since I was a young boy, I've dreamt of becoming a writer. When the time came for me to leave home and start my own life, I moved here. I was drawn to the peaceful beauty of the valley, and hoped that days of quiet reflection in this idyllic atmosphere would fan the literary flames.
• Elliott: After countless hours scribbling at my writing desk, I present to you my first novel: 'The Rise And Fall Of Planet Yazzo'... It's a sci-fi epic spanning thousands of years in an exotic planetary system.
• Elliott: Chapter One. Commander Yutkin stepped through the golden archway as the airlock snapped shut behind him. Today was his first day on Planet Yazzo, and all 14 of the alliance delegates had been summoned to the Grand Spire...
• Elliott: ...And as the 7th moon descended beneath the horizon, the planet of Yazzo would begin its sinister transformation... an event for which Commander Yutkin was completely unprepared.
• Elliott: Well, that concludes my reading. I'll be selling signed copies of the book by the front desk. Thanks for listening!
• Elliott: Well, how was it?
• Elliott: Thanks. You know, I got the idea for making a sci-fi book from you. Do you remember? That's why I've dedicated this book to you...

Beach · 7:00am to 1:00pm · Sunny days

• Elliott: Hey.
• Elliott: Look... I fixed up that old rowboat that's been sitting by my house. Pretty nice, huh?
• Elliott: Farmer... Would you do me the honor of joining me for her maiden voyage?
• Elliott: So my book's been out for a while now... It's not a best-seller or anything, but it's been getting some good reviews from the critics. And I really couldn't have finished it without your moral support.
• Elliott: Actually, that's not true at all. I would've finished it either way. But I am grateful that you believed in me... in my vision. And, well...
• Elliott: Um... Farmer? How do I say this...
• Elliott: Well, we've been friends for a while now... But I'm... I'm not sure if I feel that way about you anymore.
• Elliott: No! I'm not saying I want to cut all ties with you! In fact... quite the opposite.
• Elliott: ...Let's see, how do I put this...? For once, I'm at a loss for words...
• Elliott: We'd better head back before the southern wind picks up. Uh oh... The vibration from your body has caught the attention of a Crimsonfish... We'd better get out of here.
• Elliott: Look at the valley from here... it finally looks like 'Home'.
• Elliott: *sigh*... What a day...

Saloon

Every one of these has to be met at once: Sebastian at 10 hearts, Sam at 10 hearts, Harvey at 10 hearts, Alex at 10 hearts, Elliott at 10 hearts.

• Harvey: You showed up just in time for the first ever Pelican Town 8-ball tournament!
• Elliott: Don't worry, I've never played before, either.
• Shane: It's easy, you just gotta put some mustard on the cue ball...
• For some reason, you decide to place your hand in your pocket...
• You touch the rabbit's foot, and feel a sense of relief...
• You played a round of pool with the boys.
• Sebastian won, of course... but it was still a lot of fun!

Saloon

Every one of these has to be met at once: Sebastian at 10 hearts, Sam at 10 hearts, Harvey at 10 hearts, Alex at 10 hearts, Elliott at 10 hearts.

• Sam: Never thought you'd find all your 'boyfriends' in one room, huh Farmer?
• Harvey: You tricked all of us into thinking we loved you... Farmer... I thought you wanted to get married and start a family with me... What did I do wrong?
• Shane: The last shred of hope I had left is completely destroyed... Thanks, Farmer. Are you happy now?
• Alex: Farmer? I thought... I thought we were 'one of a kind'... But you were just using me? What are you looking at *me* for? You think I'm gonna come to your rescue?
• Elliott: For once, I'm at a loss for words...
• Sam: Well, we're not going to put up with your abuse any longer! We all know the truth, now! And we're not going to tolerate this!
• Sebastian: Well? What do you have to say for yourself?
• Shane: Nice try, but that's not going to cut it...
• Sam: ...so we've come to a decision... isn't that right, fellas?
• Harvey: ...yes.
• Elliott: Absolutely.
• Sam: We're all giving you the cold shoulder!

Farm · 5:00am to 3:00pm

• Elliott: Farmer! I've just received the most exciting news!
• Elliott: It's very short notice... but I've been invited to do a reading tour for my book, '%book'!
• Elliott: ...I'll be out of town for a week. Will you be okay?
• Elliott: I'll miss you very much, my dear. And I'll write to you every day, of course!
• Elliott: Hah... good one. Now, don't get too excited... I'll be sure to write to you every day. I'll miss you!
• Elliott: But, my dear... This is a rare opportunity for me. I must go! Please don't make me feel guilty about this. I'll write to you every day, and I'll be back before you know it.
• Elliott: I leave early tomorrow morning... I need to pack!