Stardew Valley Harvey

Josh House

• Harvey: Okay, George. I want you take a deep breath for me.
• Harvey: Mmhmm... turn around, please.
• Harvey: George, I'll be honest with you. You need to make some changes in your lifestyle if you want to stay healthy. I'd like you to reduce your sodium intake, and try to get some moderate exercise with your arms.
• George: Hmmph... I know what's best for me. Who do you think you are, telling me how to live my life?
• Harvey: I'm your doctor, George. That's who I am... And I went to school for 8 years so I could learn how to help people stay healthy.
• Harvey: Oh! I'm sorry, but you shouldn't be here... these check-ups are supposed to be private.
• George: Not so fast! I'd like to get a second opinion from this young man. Not so fast! I'd like to get a second opinion from this young lady.
• Harvey: Very well...
• George: Fine. I'll do what you say, doctor.
• Harvey: 84 Thanks for your help, Farmer. I appreciate it. It's better not to give my patients mixed messages, Farmer. Please remember that in the future.

Hospital

• Harvey: Ah, Farmer! I was just about to write you a letter.
• Harvey: You see, my records indicate that you're due for your annual checkup!
• Harvey: Now, now... There's no need to worry. It'll be quick and painless. Please follow me.
• Harvey: Hmm... Okay. Hold still, please.
• Harvey: Say 'ahhh...'
• Harvey: Okay, you can stop.
• Harvey: I just need to check your vitals.
• Harvey: Well, then! You seem very healthy, Farmer. Just make sure not to overwork yourself on that farm!
• Harvey: Thanks for stopping in.

Seed Shop · 11:00am to 3:00pm

• Caroline: Alright! That concludes our aerobics class! Are you breaking a sweat?
• Harvey: *pant*...*pant*...Yes.
• Harvey: Farmer! You were watching me? ...How embarrassing... I didn't want anyone to know. Least of all you.
• Harvey: I'm just trying to stay healthy. As you get older, it requires more effort. I'm not in very good shape, though... I can hardly keep up with them.

Hospital

• Harvey: Hello? Hello? Is anyone out there?
• Harvey: This is Dr. H at... 52 North 43.5 East... Seeking aerial response...Anyone out there?
• Harvey: Someone's there!? Er... I mean!... Standard ground report: Wind at 3 Clicks, 36 Degrees North of West. Ground Temperature at 42 Kraggs. Humidity 53%. Dr. H out!
• Harvey: Yikes, my pulse is soaring...
• Harvey: Farmer!
• Harvey: Ah, well... You see, I was just on my radio here... and I made contact with a real pilot!
• Harvey: As a matter of fact, we can probably see him flying overhead right now!
• Harvey: Quick, get over here!
• Harvey: Look!
• Harvey: As a kid, my dream was always to be a pilot.
• Harvey: ...But with my bad eyesight and a crippling fear of heights, that dream started to fade away.
• Harvey: It's okay... don't be sad. I've grown to accept my station in life. Not everyone can achieve their dreams... that's just the way the world is.
• Harvey: Hey, let me show you my model airplanes. I just finished the new TR-Starbird deluxe set.
• Copy.. Dr. H on the ground... this is Blackbird Fiver Fiver Zuzu. Anything to report?

Railroad · 9:00am to 5:00pm

• Harvey: There you are... just in time!
• Harvey: Look, here it comes!
• Harvey: I saw an ad in the paper for these balloon rides and I knew I had to surprise you with one.
• Harvey: Okay... you first.
• Harvey: We... We're up so high... *gulp*
• Harvey: I wanted to impress you with this... but look at me. I'm a trembling coward.
• Harvey: Well, you've got more than enough courage to make up for me, Farmer... that's... that's part of why I like you.
• Harvey: Okay, I'm going to open my eyes and look down... don't let go of my hand.
• Harvey: I... I think I can do it now.
• Harvey: Hey, this is incredible! I think I can see Mayor Lewis standing in the town square!
• Harvey: Oh dear... our time's almost up.
• Harvey: Um... Farmer? We've known each other for a while now and... I... er...
• Harvey: ...
• Harvey: Whoops... Our time was up half an hour ago. We'd better touch down.
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• Marcello: It's all yours for two hours.
• Marcello: Now... I was told there's a saloon somewhere around here?

Saloon

Every one of these has to be met at once: Sebastian at 10 hearts, Sam at 10 hearts, Harvey at 10 hearts, Alex at 10 hearts, Elliott at 10 hearts.

• Harvey: You showed up just in time for the first ever Pelican Town 8-ball tournament!
• Elliott: Don't worry, I've never played before, either.
• Shane: It's easy, you just gotta put some mustard on the cue ball...
• For some reason, you decide to place your hand in your pocket...
• You touch the rabbit's foot, and feel a sense of relief...
• You played a round of pool with the boys.
• Sebastian won, of course... but it was still a lot of fun!

Saloon

Every one of these has to be met at once: Sebastian at 10 hearts, Sam at 10 hearts, Harvey at 10 hearts, Alex at 10 hearts, Elliott at 10 hearts.

• Sam: Never thought you'd find all your 'boyfriends' in one room, huh Farmer?
• Harvey: You tricked all of us into thinking we loved you... Farmer... I thought you wanted to get married and start a family with me... What did I do wrong?
• Shane: The last shred of hope I had left is completely destroyed... Thanks, Farmer. Are you happy now?
• Alex: Farmer? I thought... I thought we were 'one of a kind'... But you were just using me? What are you looking at *me* for? You think I'm gonna come to your rescue?
• Elliott: For once, I'm at a loss for words...
• Sam: Well, we're not going to put up with your abuse any longer! We all know the truth, now! And we're not going to tolerate this!
• Sebastian: Well? What do you have to say for yourself?
• Shane: Nice try, but that's not going to cut it...
• Sam: ...so we've come to a decision... isn't that right, fellas?
• Harvey: ...yes.
• Elliott: Absolutely.
• Sam: We're all giving you the cold shoulder!

Farm House · 8:00pm to 12:00am

• Harvey: Ah... You're right on time, Farmer! Let me just set the table...
• Harvey: You've been working so hard on the farm... I wanted to make you a special dinner.
• Harvey: It's my very own 'angel hair pasta primavera'... with clams!
• Harvey: Heavenly, huh? That must be the 'angel hair'! I'm glad you like it! You deserve the best.
• Harvey: Oh yes, I forgot to mention... it's 'whole wheat' pasta. And it's brimming with fresh vegetables. It's important that you eat healthy food! I want you to live forever...
• Harvey: Oh... I see. I knew I needed to add more salt. Well, at least you'll be well hydrated.
• Harvey: Oh... I thought I gave myself the burnt one. Um, I lost track of one the pans and it caught fire... Sorry, dear.
• Harvey: Uhhh...! Heh. I guess a piece of my moustache may have fallen into the pasta... Well! Extra fiber, right? Heh... (sorry honey)
• Harvey: Oh! Eh... Must've been the truffle oil I drizzled on top... You meant delicious, edible fungus... right honey? Of course... Heh.
• Harvey: So, tell me about your day...
• Harvey: Yes, I can still see the dirt in your hair! I really appreciate all the hard work you do, honey.
• Harvey: That sounds dangerous... are you sure that's safe? I don't want to see you on the operating table anytime soon... Although I have to say, I like how courageous you are...
• Harvey: A peaceful day by the water, huh? That sounds very relaxing. I'm glad you're having fun out there!
• Harvey: Ah, that's good. Having an active social life is healthy for the brain. But remember, I'm always here for you if you need someone to talk to!
• Harvey: That makes sense. There's lots to do in this valley! ...And I know how hard you work. Just remember to take breaks! When you're so busy, it's easy to get burnt out from exhaustion.
• Harvey: Ah... I have that problem, too. The boundary between days can blur together... it's hard to keep track of everything!
• Harvey: Took the day off, huh? I'm glad to hear it. Well, with a day off and a hearty dinner you'll be fully re-charged for tomorrow.
• Harvey: Whew... I'm stuffed! That was great...
• Harvey: I'll take care of the dishes...
• Harvey: Don't feel bad... I like to do nice things for you! It makes me happy.
• Harvey: I know I say this a lot, but... marrying you was the best thing that ever happened to me!