Stardew Valley Alex

Beach · Spring, Summer, Fall · Sunny days

• Alex: Oh, hi.
• Alex: Um, it's Farmer, right?
• Alex: I'm just enjoying this great weather, Farmer.
• Alex: Hmm... Hey, go long!
• Alex: Heh... Nice try.
• Alex: I'm going to be the first professional gridball player from Stardew Valley... There's no doubt in my mind. I already led my school's team to the regional playoffs... Now I'm just training and getting stronger so I can claim my spot on the roster of the Zuzu City Tunnelers. You just wait!
• Alex: Thanks, Farmer. I'll remember that.

Town · 9:00am to 4:00pm

• Alex: That's a good boy, Dusty.
• Alex: You might be the only one around here who understands me. No one else has seen the kind of stuff you and I have.
• Alex: Farmer! Did you overhear me talking?
• Alex: I don't really like to talk about it, but I guess I'll explain...
• Alex: Have you ever wondered why I live with my grandparents? You see, my father wasn't a good guy... He... Well, he ruined everything for me and my mom. Half the time he was gone... The other half he'd drink all night and tell me I'm worthless, that I'd never amount to anything. I think he resented me for being young... Bitter because he'd wasted his youth doing nothing and had gotten nowhere in life.
• Alex: Well... that's my take on it, anyway. Who knows what was going on in his mind.
• Alex: One day he left, and soon after that Mom got sick and passed away. I had no choice but to move in with my grandparents.
• Alex: You seem like someone I can trust... That's why I'm telling you this, Farmer. I don't want any sympathy. If there's one good thing about my past, it's that it made me strong.
• Alex: Now... let me show you what Dusty will do for a barbecued steak.
• Alex: Ha! Look at him slobbering. I think he might like steak as much as I do.

Josh House

• Alex: *sigh*
• Alex: Oh, Hi Farmer.
• Alex: Look at all these books. I haven't read a single one. Just the thought of cracking one open makes me nervous. But you can't make a decent living in this world without a brain...
• Alex: Well, I'm not going to give up!
• Alex: If I work hard, I can do anything!
• Alex: Hey, maybe one day soon we'll have dinner and discuss ....phi-lo-so-phy. Isn't that what you smart people talk about?

Josh House

• Alex: Oh! Hey... I was just doing my daily strength training routine. ... sorry I have no shirt on.
• Alex: Uh... Farmer? I've been meaning to talk to you about something...
• Alex: I've started to realize that... well, that I've been really rude towards you in the past. You know, about going pro and all that.
• Alex: I guess I might not actually be cut out for professional sports... maybe it was just a childish dream... you know? Anyway... I want to apologize to you for bragging and being annoying about it. I appreciate that you stayed friends with me through all that.

Beach · Sunny days

• Alex: *sniff*...
• Alex: Oh... Farmer. You saw me crying.
• Alex: It was today, twelve years ago... that my Mom died.
• Alex: I still remember her well... she'd make salted radish sandwiches for lunch... and toss the gridball with me in the back yard. She took good care of me... and I was too young to really say 'thanks'. Now she's gone forever.
• Alex: This is the only keepsake I have left... her secret music box.
• Alex: Well, there's no sense sitting around sniveling... let's head back to town.
• Alex: Um... Farmer?
• Alex: Don't tell anyone I was crying. Okay?
• Alex: Hey!

Saloon · 7:00pm to 10:00pm

• Alex: Thanks, Gus. That was great.
• Alex: This is nice... I've never dined in here before.
• Alex: Um, anyway... I reserved this private room so we could talk...
• Emily: I've got a linguini with mushroom cream sauce for Mr. Farmer. I've got a kale and walnut salad for the lady. ...and a grilled steak for Alex. And a grilled steak for the gentleman.
• Alex: Thanks.
• Alex: So, what I wanted to say was...
• Alex: *gulp*
• Alex: Well... when we first met, I was instantly drawn to you. It was confusing... I'd never felt that way about anyone. When I first met you, I thought you were really cute. I kept telling myself 'You can't have these kinds of feelings for another guy'. Normally, when I have a crush on someone, the feeling goes away pretty quick...
• Alex: ...But my heart was telling me something else. ...But with you, it kept growing.
• Alex: ... I can't believe it took this long to say that to each other.
• Alex: Mmm... this steak is outstanding. Can you smell that fragrant sauce?

Saloon

Every one of these has to be met at once: Sebastian at 10 hearts, Sam at 10 hearts, Harvey at 10 hearts, Alex at 10 hearts, Elliott at 10 hearts.

• Harvey: You showed up just in time for the first ever Pelican Town 8-ball tournament!
• Elliott: Don't worry, I've never played before, either.
• Shane: It's easy, you just gotta put some mustard on the cue ball...
• For some reason, you decide to place your hand in your pocket...
• You touch the rabbit's foot, and feel a sense of relief...
• You played a round of pool with the boys.
• Sebastian won, of course... but it was still a lot of fun!

Saloon

Every one of these has to be met at once: Sebastian at 10 hearts, Sam at 10 hearts, Harvey at 10 hearts, Alex at 10 hearts, Elliott at 10 hearts.

• Sam: Never thought you'd find all your 'boyfriends' in one room, huh Farmer?
• Harvey: You tricked all of us into thinking we loved you... Farmer... I thought you wanted to get married and start a family with me... What did I do wrong?
• Shane: The last shred of hope I had left is completely destroyed... Thanks, Farmer. Are you happy now?
• Alex: Farmer? I thought... I thought we were 'one of a kind'... But you were just using me? What are you looking at *me* for? You think I'm gonna come to your rescue?
• Elliott: For once, I'm at a loss for words...
• Sam: Well, we're not going to put up with your abuse any longer! We all know the truth, now! And we're not going to tolerate this!
• Sebastian: Well? What do you have to say for yourself?
• Shane: Nice try, but that's not going to cut it...
• Sam: ...so we've come to a decision... isn't that right, fellas?
• Harvey: ...yes.
• Elliott: Absolutely.
• Sam: We're all giving you the cold shoulder!

Farm · 5:00am to 8:20am · Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat · Year 2+

• Alex: Hey, Farmer. Before you head out... I hate to ask this... but can I have 5,000g? It's for a secret project I'm working on... I know we have a joint bank account, but I thought I should ask anyway.
• Alex: Really? You won't spare a measly 5,000g to make me happy? I didn't know you were such a cheapskate...
• Alex: I just wanted to have a little fun...